Quote from: Charlie.;1535361go choke on a thousand dicks

sounds like a plan

Quote from: SilverClock;1535416You suck.

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Quote from: peyote;1535000me and a couple buddies were sitting in front of a convenience store

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this is now the clockcrew snowball thread. add poll plz

Did you know Jesus was a jew?

did you know the male Platypus has a spur on its rear legs that delivers a venom?

Quote from: RibsClock;1535802Yes I did.

I love the platypus coolest animal ever.

did you know the word "platypus" is "vogelbekdier" in dutch?
Vogelbekdier literaly translates to BirdBeakAnimal, how cool is that.

Snigglætypus.

Did you know the Earth has two moons, the second is called Cruithne (Kru-enya) and orbits us every seven hundred and seventy years.

Quote from: INoodle;1535806Snigglætypus.

Did you know the Earth has two moons, the second is called Cruithne (Kru-enya) and orbits us every seven hundred and seventy years.

Thats not technically earths second moon, since the orbit is all fucked up and i think it orbits the sun.

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1534997I was in Montreal with a friend of mine trying to figure out what time it was, but I didn't speak French. My friend told me how, supposedly, to say this, and I went around for 20 minutes telling people "I am the fish".

Then there was the other time I went to Montreal and got stopped at the border on the way back because we had spears and swords in the back of the truck. That was fun.

First-hand experience: When going to france, learn how to say "out of toilet paper."

I think that's all we need on that subject...


Also if you count Cruithne as a moon the Earth has at the very least 10 moons

Quote from: Poltergeisty;1535817Also if you count Cruithne as a moon the Earth has at the very least 10 moons

Who's to say there isn't.

Quote from: SPACE.comYet some moon-like objects are so small they are invisible. Hydrogen atoms at the outer fringes of Earth's atmosphere orbit the planet in an arguably moon-like manner.

"We don't call those satellites," says Alan Stern of the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI)

Interestingly enough there isn't an agreed definition of what a moon is, Even if passing the suns orbit it gets caught by Earth's and passes us - periodically, then I would say as it hits our orbit it becomes a second moon, imo its strict path stops it from being a satellite.

Have you ever been too lazy to wash your hands off after you masturbate so you start eating food and shit and then realize there's semen and ball sweat and shit on your hands

Quote from: Sombra;1535841Have you ever been too lazy to wash your hands off after you masturbate so you start eating food and shit and then realize there's semen and ball sweat and shit on your hands

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Quote from: TruncheonClock;1535280= n =

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in the 6th grade when Jackass had just came out and was popular I saw a stunt they had done involving dog shit in there lunch... I thought it was hilarious and promptly, with the encouragement of a few friends, picked up dog shit that was out on the school lawn. Before you ask, No I didnt actually touch it and play with it. I brought a sandwhich bag from home and used it as a glove and pulled it into the bag... I then proceeded to put it in my locker and save it for the next days lunch when a girl who had found out about it told the principle.. The principle had the janitor get into my locker and they pulled the bag out.

He then asked me "what is this?" I told him it was a bag of dirt trying to get out of trouble.. He opened up the bag and sniffed and became enraged "THIS ISNT DIRT YOUNG MAN!" "IM PUTTING THIS ON YOUR RECROD NOW THROW IT AWAWYAGLDS;LGA"

Up until maybe my freshman year in Highschool, just about every kid in my school would ask "Hey, arent you that kid that put the dog shit in his locker?"

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Hey, arent you that kid that put the dog shit in his locker?

Quote from: Grimmjow Jaegerjaques;1535884Hey, arent you that kid that put the dog shit in his locker?

Y yes that was me.

The time I got pregnant and told the clockcrew about it. Embarrassing :/

Quote from: Sombra;1535841Have you ever been too lazy to wash your hands off after you masturbate so you start eating food and shit and then realize there's semen and ball sweat and shit on your hands

can't say that I've ever eaten shit, bro.

Quote from: Slurpee;1536102can't say that I've ever eaten shit, bro.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!