Crumpets!  

Spam to the spam  

Quote from: EnglishClockCrumpets!  

Sorry. I haven't been to England in 23 years.

I am drinking tea as we speak  

Quote from: EnglishClockI am drinking tea as we speak  

And I am eating fast food and getting fat as we speak.

/stereotype

i m wearing wooden shoes and live in a windmill surrounded by a garden full of tulips amd am smoking weed

im doing that aswell except much better

Quote from: EnglishClockim doing that aswell except much better

no you dont buckteeth

Hi.

sup

Quote from: GreyClocki m wearing wooden shoes and live in a windmill surrounded by a garden full of tulips amd am smoking weed

also i have webbed feet

how?

I am sitting on my couch, watching football, drinking beer, and eating deep fried Oreos with my laptop computer next to me.

Fag.

And yet your sig still has two penises which make me very hard

Quote from: LospermanI am sitting on my couch, watching football, drinking beer, and eating deep fried Oreos with my laptop computer next to me.

...and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Quote from: SarcasmClockAnd yet your sig still has two penises which make me very hard

Hahahahaha, I actually missed the hidden message that time until I went to reply. Nice. I wish I was in the middle

Quote from: The KnucklesFifen?

BLAM!! biatch!

Before I hit the sack, I leave you gentlemen debating on this fine fellow: