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Let's solve P = NP

Farted by Soup Clock, April 24, 2009, 08:58:40 PM

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Soup Clock

Anybody game?  We've got some smart computer nerds here, might as well give it a shot (I mean, it's $1,000,000).  Also, NPC problems we could attack would be a good start.
ass whore

AirPumpClock

N equals one or zero, P is any constant. Ta-da.

Really though, what is P=NP?

Solenoidclock

It is the most important unsolved problem in theoretical computer science.

It can only be solved by using bistromathematics.
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AnkhClock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1566035N equals one or zero, P is any constant. Ta-da.

Really though, what is P=NP?
Even if you were solving that algebraically, it would have to be N = 1 P = constant OR P = 0 N = constant.

Also google
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_%3D_NP_problem
http://www.claymath.org/millennium/P_vs_NP/



Solenoidclock

Hey, if we can come up with a one-way function then not only could we have truly secure public-key encryption but we would also prove that NP does not equal P.

Of course, we could do the Godel thing and prove that one way functions cannot exist, but that doesn't necessarily mean that P=NP.
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AirPumpClock

This is the kind of shit that makes me think that math just said "HA HA HA SCREW THE OLD LOGIC LET'S SHOW YOU SOME SILLY THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE NOW."

TequilaClock

P=NP
N=P/P
N=1

Pay up bitches

DingleberryClock

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1566041It can only be solved by using bistromathematics.

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Bigglesnoots

The answer is simple, yes, P=NP.



what proof? I didn't say the proof was easy!
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Soup Clock

Aight guys, time for seriousness, enough of the goofing around.  Lets see some proofs!

ass whore

Solenoidclock

"NP Complete" would be a good band name.
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Il Duce

Quote from: AnkhClock;1566042Even if you were solving that algebraically, it would have to be N = 1 P = constant OR P = 0 N = constant.

What?

Solenoidclock

Quote from: Bill Nye the Science Guy;1571279What?

Algebra, you know, substituting numbers with symbols for manipulation.
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buttplug

Quote from: HilaryClintonClock;1566081P=NP
N=P/P
N=1

Pay up bitches
hahaha

Il Duce

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1571312Algebra, you know, substituting numbers with symbols for manipulation.

HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA.

Solenoidclock

Quote from: Bill Nye the Science Guy;1571453HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA.

Hey, for all I know you are a 12-year-old grade school dropout from Mombasa that stole a laptop from a visiting diplomat. If I just assumed you knew what algebra was, I might have snubbed you.
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Heliopios

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fuck you algebra
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buttplug

So then N must be 1 or 0. ahahahahaha

TequilaClock

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fuck you algebra
Lol, why did you divided by N in both sides of the equation?

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