Quote from: Football;1567675Ever heard of an airplane?

Still, I'm surprised by Kansas and Ohio. I'd expect someone with it would have sneaked back from NYC to O'Hare already and have spread it to Chicago before either of those states.

Quote from: topcatyo;1567687Coming up next we're going to be hit with an outbreak of Salmonella Fitzgerald.

That was such a great short.

yeah, looks like I will have my second spring break now HAHAHA

i have swine fulu

Quote from: Joey;1567766i have swine fulu

I believe it.

God I hope it spreads over the whole world and we are thrown back into a dark age of mistrust and lost hope.

Quote from: topcatyo;1567687Coming up next we're going to be hit with an outbreak of Salmonella Fitzgerald.

Boop beep para para boo-doo-doo-yeah

Quote from: TequilaClock;1567776Boop beep para para boo-doo-doo-yeah

you need to lick a monkey

Some pig!

That'll do, pig.

Damn Mexicans.

Here in Mexico city movie theaters are closed, most of restaurants and clubs are closed or being forced to do so. We are strongly adviced not to leave our houses and the army is handing out masks on the street (how am I going to get a mask if i'm adviced to not leave my house) sadface. They say they might cancel public transportation any time now... So yeah, it's fuckin surreal, so I rented resident evil 5 and have been playing since yesterday.

Quote from: HazardClock;1567779you need to lick a monkey

I must watch this again.
Link please.
Edit: Nevermind
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Quote from: PropagandaClock;1567775God I hope it spreads over the whole world and we are thrown back into a dark age of mistrust and lost hope.

I love you. Yeah two reported cases in the UK now, what's the death toll.. over 100 now?

Fucking. Lame. I live in Carlsbad, very near Mexico, and school is not closed.

Quote from: CadillacClock;1567876Why are they having sex with pigs in Mexico?

I blame the politicians.

Quote from: HazardClock;1567779you need to lick a monkey chimp

Where am I gonna find a chimp to lick on a Saturday?

Quote from: HilaryClintonClock;1567892I blame the politicians.

Blame me. It was all part of my diabolical plot.

We had this Swine flu letter out, Because the kids who got infected were so close- Like, if you start coughing uncontrollably, or show any symptoms of Swine Flu, You should stay away from others- more importantly stay at home.

It was like, 3 pages long- also this guy with cancer died recently, who went to our school, so we had some big Ceremony, and we had another let out with that on.

My School is pretty much the Closest to Ragi, along with Carmel and Takapuna.

Wouldn't Surprise me if we get it next, considering the fact that Ragitoetoe is literally a 10 minute walk away.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1567943nothing cures a viral outbreak like a zombie outbreak

Damn right

lol sorry tequila but you're screwed!!

152 deaths (in mexico) according to wikipedia