So I had this messege on newgrounds.

Quotehello there,
  I waz browsin around for people near me, & i stumbled on your profile. You seem to be a noticeably hip person, but I'm really new at this site, and don't really know what's with this site. Don't they have some sort of chat thing here?? Well, i hate sending messages to people, & potentially never receiving an answer. Anyways, if you wanna chattin' with me, you could catch me over at friends-centrale.org?id=3590 , my name there is cool_bun.
  So, ya, hope to see you there. always looking to find more ppl.
Madeline White

So I thought "Hey, finally someone who recognizes me as a noticeably hip person!"
So I clicked her name to find out more about this obvious match made in heaven.


Then.. the horror:

QuoteLianna95ci's Activity Log

                   
                   
                                           04/23/09 Created NG account.
                      05/04/09 Still hasn't contributed anything to the site, so here's an advertisement:
05/04/09 Still hasn't contributed anything to the site,
05/04/09 Still hasn't contributed anything to the site,
05/04/09 Still hasn't contributed anything to the site,
Still hasn't contributed anything to the site,
hasn't contributed

That and her profile picture.

http://lianna95ci.newgrounds.com/

Why make an ugly Spambot?

This is a fat dude making big money by making retards from NG sign up on a social network, then taking their money for webcam shows that are never given.

You can make up to a few hundred bucks a month if you keep up this scam, only downside being that you'll never ever be able to open up a bank account anywhere anymore when your bank finds out what you're doing.

uhoh cookachoo got screwed

its hot whatever it is

Oh don't you worry that's one of my alts, I was just PM'ing you for shits and giggles, forgot all about it.

I think I got a message like that once...
 
But what does contributing things to the site have to do with anything?

Quote from: Football;1572037This is a fat dude making big money by making retards from NG sign up on a social network, then taking their money for webcam shows that are never given.

You can make up to a few hundred bucks a month if you keep up this scam, only downside being that you'll never ever be able to open up a bank account anywhere anymore when your bank finds out what you're doing.

I'm happy that there are idiots like you who don't know how this works so people like me can keep on making money like this.

I got a message like that recently but before I had the occasion to even read the PM the user was already deleted.

Quote from: Rita Repulsa;1572156I think I got a message like that once...
 
But what does contributing things to the site have to do with anything?

No flash makes Clockface melt.

Quote from: poppa;1572033

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1572162I'm happy that there are idiots like you who don't know how this works so people like me can keep on making money like this.

It's not that hard.

Damn.