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Farted by ToyotaClock, May 05, 2009, 12:30:31 AM

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Quote from: ToyotaClock;1574698lmao
hi toyotaclokc
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Loki Clock


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Sinister Clock

I have spikes outside my room for holding the carpet in and I dragged my feet along them accidently and now its all bleeding and open and you can see inside it oh my god am i a clock now?

mauserclock

i was skateboarding with no shoes and this guy rode in front of me w/ a bike and i tried to stop with my foot and it tore off the skin and it didnt start bleeding for like 5 minutes and when it did it hurt bad and my skateboard flew up and hit the dude in the stomach and knocked him off his bike and we both made out
it was pretty hot

Loki Clock

I cut open my hand while opening a can of chili. You could see the bone. Am I a clock now?

mauserclock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575012That's gay. I mean, unless the other dude was SlurpeeClock?
im pretty sure it was slurpeeclock

ToyotaClock


miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771I'm glad you could finally remember and admit to your mistake(s).
Quote from: meyea thanks for 'drawing' my entire character fla and letting me use it for 'years'

not only do i never draw my own clockfaces, you pm,d me to bitch about it you fucking idiot




Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Of course, we've only done massive portal spams on this website
ok  thats what i just fucking said
 
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771and we still have this website (courtesy of Albino and I).
hahay eah everybody thank caddy the hero because of his heroic efforts we still have the clockcrew
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771So, I guess it must not be that hard to get away with it.
oh really lets try it again then

Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Sorry, I recall newgrounders all thanking us on the Newgrounds forum
were you in some kind of bizarro universe where newgrounders arent fucking idiots

maybe the 5% of the members that werent so outraged that their precious newgrounds homeland was being desecrated were smart enough to realize that if they stop trying to blam every clock crew flash they see they might get some protection points
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Although, if you're really just bent on portal spam -- join the Star Syndicate. No, they're not dead.
no thanks, and im not bent on portal spam, in fact if you read what I had said from the beginning (which you probably didnt) you would know that my argument wasn't even flash-centered


Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771You could have organized it or played a pivotal role in orchestrating it? You know, like, what I'm telling you to do?
a pivotal role in orchestrating it? you mean like 'ok everybody submit your flashes on xday at xx:xx pm'
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Yes, that's why I suggested starting it and rallying other users to join in. Are you that incompetent that you do not believe you can?
this isnt about me believing i can do shit, its about the administration stepping up and doing something that might improve the clock crew, might not, but will definitely not cripple it for fucks sake
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Wow, I could write a lot here. I'll keep it short though -- for my own sake. Nobody likes writing a post that could trump the Great Wall of China.

In every single major portal spam I have handled the fall out. That includes keeping this site from deletion to getting peoples Newgrounds accounts back from deletion and getting them unbanned.

Notable mention, PepsiClock. And by doing so we began the Ph33r collaborations which then lead to the SouljaClock incidents. By the way, SouljaClock? It was Pepsi (and weenie roast).

We could also tack on creating the Sports Forum, GHGL, and reviving the Debate Forum (Ok, my own amusement on the last two).

Not to mention helping get rid of LeekClock (no apologies). Directly aiding in Zombie Lincoln gaining administrative abilities (requested). As well as helping SlurpeeClock become admin after Leek's departure (much less apologies).

I also ran a few Clock Crew Academies, recently took over for Clock-A-Day, and helped jump start the D&D chat games.

I'm sure I've done much more but I think my points been made. Well, I guess I'm a pretty active member!
yeah congrats you helped revive a shit forum and an inactive one, helped in 'getting rid' of one of our most active web admins, and then helped getting him replaced with an artist and a faggot

thank you caddy, for saving a few newgrounds accounts and running some activities, youve done a great service, however all your accomplishments fail to outweigh how fucking annoying you are

Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771There was also that month where half the Clock Crew was gone due to my highly entertaining Flash Battle
i love how you hold yourself in such high esteem for somebody nobody fucking likes

i mean at least i dont try to lie about it
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Wasn't that one of the things you wished happen more often? Yea, I did one of those.
:golfclap:
Quote from: CadillacClock;1574771Remember when I told you you were a white noise poster? Prove me wrong. What have you done for the Clock Crew lately?

If you won't take any action or feel that everything is futile, why make the complaint?

Oh, wait, that's right: you're just a big cry baby bitch.
Remember when I told you you
Quoteturn arguments into personal bitchfights just like you did to this one

Read everything you wrote one quote up and try to tell me that not what you did right here. Somehow my discussion about implementing a clockification system is turned into what I've done, and then is finished off with you ... I gotta keep my self from chuckling on this one .. calling me a big cry baby bitch.

Are you kidding me, really.

miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575373Oh God, you still don't get it? Jesus Christ you're dumb.
being vague doesnt make you look smart
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575373Yes, among other responsibilities. Such as making sure that users are making their parts and keeping the event active over the course of time required. That is, considering how often people become distracted or forget about a project.
hard work
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575373And thus, I ask, why should they do what you can? Why should the burden fall entirely on them when you are just as capable?
am i capable of creating a clockification system?
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575373You've continually mentioned your accomplishments while calling others out for their own.
actually not once did i mention my accomplishments

have i called you out on enough blatant lies for you to give up yet
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575373So again, I ask:
/quote

Why is your opinion important?
:facepalm: we just went over how this isnt about me

AnkhClock

The Breakfast Club was a pretty cool movie



miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575492You: The Clock Crew has become stale and boring as we no longer attack Newgrounds like we used to.
i didnt even say this either

im just gonna clear this up for the last time. what i said was: since we are hosted by newgrounds we can't really attack them and nobody can attack us

BECAUSE

wade has warned us that if we do another portal flood he will close down the site

i was not implying that we had ever done a portal party prior to being hosted by newgrounds, and if it appeared that way thats your fault
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575492The point your missing is that attacking Newgrounds was never a substantial act nor necessary one back in the day. The unnecessary drama could even be to blame for the loss of good members (Renegade, Strange, etc).
that is true but keep in mind attacking newgrounds wasnt one of the stronger points i made
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575492To be honest, I don't think it's necessary. I clearly didn't need the Clockification system to fulfill all of your wishes and expectations for the Clock Crew.

I've stirred up drama and gave all of the miserable pricks something and someone to laugh at. And would you look at that, I'm not even an administrator.
i dont think its enough

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575492Maybe not but you've defended their existence and your reasons as to why you should matter in any way. So, I'm still left with the impression that you've pretty much got nothing -- calling you out on it.
oh caddy why do your posts always end this way

miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575624Yes, I take full credit for putting your stupidity on display.
oh boy

i am pretty tired of trying to explain this to you so im just going to keep quoting myself in the clearest way possible until you finally shut the fuck up
Quote from: poppa;1575608im just gonna clear this up for the last time. what i said was: since we are hosted by newgrounds we can't really attack them and nobody can attack us

BECAUSE

wade has warned us that if we do another portal flood he will close down the site
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575624It was, however, one of them. Are you backing down from that point under the realization that is incredibly flawed and self-inflicting?
absolutely not, the clockification system itself is flawed and self-inflicting and here i am accepting this and still defending it for those same reasons
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575624And if not, will you take any action(s) to commit to such an event?
fine
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575624I guess I should keep it up then.
well you can go ahead but thats not going to get other people motivated
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575624Because the moment I call you out for it you have nothing to fall back. You are worthless.
haha who the fuck are you to call anything worthless

BootClock

This topic is really good. Yeah.

TwistClock

Think of the drama and the funniness.
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PolyhedronClock

It just keeps going and going!

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miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1575806Yes, that entirely different point.
no you just dont understand caddy, that was the only point i was trying to make, so just for the love of god shut the fuck up
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575806So you push Strange and Renegade away but assert that it is better because it gives (gave) Grey a flash to make?
strange and renegade left on their own for their own reasons, and im sure it was not just solely a portal flood that set them off
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575806Good. Go, get started.
right away chief
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575806I don't see how any of your points are linked to getting peopled motivated. It seem more akin to keeping them entertained.
clockification got people motivated and entertained thats why it was such a great system
Quote from: CadillacClock;1575806I'm CadillacClock and I've done far more for the Clock Crew than you have.
congratulations do you want a fucking gold star

nobody gives a shit about your 'accomplishments' for a fucking internet community asshole, not only is that not what this fucking discussion is about you stupid ignorant fuck

miracle fruit

Quote from: CadillacClock;1576037Renegade left specifically because of the portal spam. StrangeClock left because of the drama. The same drama you wish to ensue, again.
strange leaving was stranges decision, it wasnt like he couldnt have handled it
Quote from: CadillacClock;1576037Infighting, instability, and hazing -- these things hardly motivated as much as entertained. As you yourself said.
newcomers were greatly motivated, and with some tweaking to the system something could be done about the post-clockification laziness issue
Quote from: CadillacClock;1576037You're still not able to come up with one of your own accomplishments? You can curse and throw a little fit but it doesn't remove the question.

What have you ever done for the Clock Crew?
Quote from: CadillacClock;1576037No, I've been given Clock Crew medals instead.
well as long as we're counting a clocks value by how many pixelated awards he has under his avatar, it says you are 4 awards more of a clock than me

:golfclap:

Sinister Clock

I was just wondering what happened to Strange and Renegade, what happened?

Also the awards are stupid because they only reward you for participating in "official events" and not shit you do on your own apart from one or two rewards for some slightly specific things you could do.