i wanna smoke a joint with blue hippo : (

Quote from: Olaf;1575665I once saw this Spongebob episode about Texas and he and Patrick kept saying people in Texas are pretty dumb so yeah don't go to Texas.

Sandy comes from Texas

i live a state up, in arkansas if you want to come see gir. Though i doubt you do.

I want to mouth fuck you.

You could come up to Oklahoma and we could discuss existential nihilism among other philosophical perspectives over coffee.

Get yourself a boot shaped glass full of Shiner when you go there. There's that, oversized steaks, and Willie Nelson. Otherwise the place is pretty gay. You shoulda come to the east coast. Also, wear sunscreen.

Quote from: ZombieRichardNixon;1576694Get yourself a boot shaped glass full of Shiner when you go there. There's that, oversized steaks, and Willie Nelson. Otherwise the place is pretty gay.

Not gay; decadent.

Quote from: ZombieRichardNixon;1576694Get yourself a boot shaped glass full of Shiner when you go there. There's that, oversized steaks, and Willie Nelson. Otherwise the place is pretty gay. You shoulda come to the east coast. Also, wear sunscreen.

w. nelson's a p. chill guy from what i hear

Quote from: LeekClock;1575172Now then! I'm going to Texas in June to visit a couple of good friends of mine. I'm very excited. Do any of you live there? What's to be done in Texas? Do you have any advice for me in general?

Yeah. I do. And yes, I do. If you hit up Austin befriend a local or someone who'se been before because the road layouts here are some kind of back assward. Also if you hit up Austin go to the Alamo Drafthouse at least once. One of the coolest things here.

E: If you go to San Antonio, be sure to hit up the marketplace, it's a neat area and if you want to eat there, try La Margarita. If that's not an option, the riverwalk is neat, too. Mind the pidgeons at both though, they're pretty uppity.

Oh yeah, if you are coming to Chicago while in Illinois, remember that the Art Institute is free on... well I guess now it's Thursday and Friday evenings, used to be Tuesdays, so that's sorta gay.

should've gone in march to be 'cool' in SXSW in austin

srry bro

also dunno if anyone mentioned this but

sekhem lives somewhere in texas

Quote from: ♪♫ ♪ ♪♫;1576724Yeah. I do. And yes, I do. If you hit up Austin befriend a local or someone who'se been before because the road layouts here are some kind of back assward. Also if you hit up Austin go to the Alamo Drafthouse at least once. One of the coolest things here.

E: If you go to San Antonio, be sure to hit up the marketplace, it's a neat area and if you want to eat there, try La Margarita. If that's not an option, the riverwalk is neat, too. Mind the pidgeons at both though, they're pretty uppity.

Holy shit Dugan, long time no see

Quote from: ♪♫ ♪ ♪♫;1576724If you hit up Austin befriend a local or someone who'se been before because the road layouts here are some kind of back assward.

Yes, didn't think to mention this. And I'll warn you that most of the local bands suck, that I know of. I know a great place to go to for music in Houston, though.

So is he already in the states?

Leek, where are you?

Please answer in the form of a Carmen Sandiego clue.

I feel bad for you.  You're seriously coming up towards Illinois and Indiana? I fucking live here and all there is consists of mainly corn, corn, and uh.. Corn.

Theres also a bunch of abraham lincoln shit in Springfield IL (30 mins away from where I am), and for god sake stay away from southern IL.

Chicago is where its at. St. Louis is relatively charming aswell. Just dont wonder around Bush Stadium too much. (The Cardinals old baseball field) If you hit about 90 liqour stores in a row you'll see what im talking about.. Its rather depressing.

Indiana consists of one giant cornfield and Indianapolis. You should probably just stay out of the Midwest in general. If you can help it anyway.

When you come to Illinois, stop in Normal, Il. We can bro-chill

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1576768Oh yeah, if you are coming to Chicago while in Illinois, remember that the Art Institute is free on... well I guess now it's Thursday and Friday evenings, used to be Tuesdays, so that's sorta gay.

Yes, but more importantly, I am in the area, so he should probably stop by me in any case. I'm like a landmark. Or something.

Quote from: World's Fair 1964;1605015Yes, but more importantly, I am in the area, so he should probably stop by me in any case. I'm like a landmark. Or something.

IS LOSPERMAN NOT GETTIN' ANY FROM BBR?