Except not really

Quote from: Kombucha Lite;1637588Tiem for ______

Kids

Quote from: The Batman;1637587I moved from the city to the suburbs and made friends with this guy at my high school. He introduced me to his best friend, Ron. I found I had more in common with Ron, so we started hanging out more. The rest, as they say, iszzzzzzzz

Then Ron developed homosexual feelings that would be returned by his beloved Joey and they would engage in sexual relations on a weekly basis.

+ 1 visit to the movies.

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1637589Must the articles be about the Clock Crew?

Bunny had an article about his favorite beers a few issues ago.

So I doubt it

My favorite beer is the Clock Crew.

My favorite beer is Pabst Clock Ribbon.

my favorite beer is de bruine beer

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1637589Must the articles be about the Clock Crew?

Not necessarily. The features will probably all be Clock related or focused, but there have been non-Clock related articles in the past. A review of Half-Life 2, a travel journal, recipes, etc. I guess it depends on how interest-worthy it is.

My favorite beer is Erdbeere.

de.wikipedia.org

TIEM MACHIEN

Quote from: Steve;1637593Then Ron developed homosexual feelings that would be returned by his beloved Joey and they would engage in sexual relations on a weekly basis.

+ 1 visit to the movies.

That is pure fabrication.

Maybe.

Quote from: VCRClock;1637605My favorite beer is Erdbeere.

I see what you did there.

Well don't blame me
Cause it's not my world
I didn't make the mess you got,

You get what ya give
You give what ya get
And sometimes it's not a lot,

From Boston to New York
LA and Tokyo
People all the same to me,
They all need to stop
Take a look at themselves
And find more than misery,
Yeah! (Go)

That's the way
The way it is,
That's the way,
The way that we live

Don't back down
Don't ever give in, now
That's the way that it is,

Now take it or leave it (Hey)
Change it or beat it(Hey)
I know just where it's at,

You can run, you can hide
But you never realize
You're living just like a rat,

The cops and the killers
Some saints and some sinners
People that you'll never know,

They oughta make a story
For death or for glory
Sometimes you gotta go,
(Got ta go!)
(Go)

That's the way
The way it is,
That's the way
The way that we live

Don't back down
Don't ever give in, now
Thats the way that it is

That's the way
The way it is,
That's the way
The way that we live,

Don't back down
Don't ever give in, now
That's the way that it is

(Come on, damn!)
Check this out,
You knowing those streets
Like the back of your hand
But still there ain't a person
That could ever understand
The more that you look
The less that you've found
People everywhere but no one's around
(C'mon)

That's the way
The way it is,
That's the way
The way that we live,

Don't back down
Don't ever give in, now
That's the way that it is

That's the way
The way it is,
That's the way
The way that we live

Don't back down
Don't ever give in
That's the way that it is

(Al-al-alright!)

That's the way,
That's the way
Don't ever give in, now

That's the way,
That's the way
Don't ever give in, now

That's the way
Don't back down
That's the way
Don't ever give in, now

Should I play an MJ ap, Y/N

Quote from: The Batman;1637371Found at least one.

"She has several clown "personalities," including Tuttles.
Some she created specifically for entering clowning competitions, others reflect a little bit of who she is. Tuttles is of no specific
gender, cheerful, and accessorized with a bib and bow tie. She created the character to appeal to children, and named her after
a pet cat."

http://kolonialklowns.org/Documents/A%20CLAN%20OF%20LOCAL%20CLOWNS%20IN%20PACK%20OF%20JOKERS.pdf

Ok, I decided to play their game and stalk them back. So now things are getting awesome.

See that link above? It's an article about the Kolonial Klowns, "a local chapter of the umbrella organization Clowns of America
International." That was what showed up when I searched "tuttles clown" in Google, because she (the actual Tuttles the Clown) is mentioned in the article and is a member of Kolonial Klowns.

Eh, not too weird. Pretty vanilla, I'd say.

So I decided to see just who this person who PMed me was, then. I go and look up their profile info. Not much stands out aside from their birth year, 1952, and their email, Alley_357@yahoo.com. Alley, hmm? Could be female...

I plug the email into Google. Nothing. I try Yahoo search. Nothing. I look up Yahoo profiles matching the name Alley_357. Still, nothing.

So I try just plain Alley_357 in Google, and I get this listing from the Clowns of America International, where you have to register your local clown chapter name under an "alley" number. Can you guess what "Alley #357" is? Kolonial Klowns, which Tuttles is a member of.

If that wasn't enough, in this Natural Resources Conservation Service article about her, she states that she got into clowning after seeing a poster for Barnum and Bailey Circus in 1968, which would put her at 16 years of age at that time if her profile birth date is correct, which would pretty much match up seamlessly.

Dis her:



And in make-up:

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1637628Should I play an MJ ap, Y/N

y

Could you please explain, Joey?

Quote from: Kombucha Lite;1637631y

K.

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Shit yeah. I'll make more MJ songs soon.