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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, August 31, 2009, 06:54:06 PM

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TapedeckClock

WWWWWWWWWW

PropagandaClock

They don't believe in science or logicall explanations in the new world.
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GearBoxClock

Stupid local news reports

Its fairly obvious that its just balancing.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

In other news, a local woman learns how to magically removes her thumb



The witch's house was burnt to the ground and her corpse was dragged through town by a truck in celebration.

PropagandaClock


It's spreading... Someone call the Ghostbusters or God help us all...
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Sinister Clock

holy fuck she has a mother fucking electrical socket on the motherfucking floor.

I mean jesus fuck that is dangerous!

buttplug

Knock it down and put it up in 2 other places!!!!!11

"There's a little Holy Spirit in here I think"



Because God spends his time making your brooms stand upright :suicide:

BlackberryClock

More witch craft

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Beret

HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT IS AMAZING.



Why?

SilverCherryClock

oh and 12 palestinians were killed by white phosphorus as well

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Kombucha

QuoteNews of the broom swept through town.
Hehe

Losperman

I lived in Montgomery, which is the city that Prattville is a suburb of. When I moved there, I had a lot of people telling me I should move to Prattville. When I would ask why they would be like "Well you won't run into the same type of people as you will in Montgomery, if you know what I mean," obviously referring to black people. I had several locals do that, too, so I always pictured that suburb to be a standard redneck haven. Damn hicks. With their black hating and balancing brooms.
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AstronautClock

americans are the most racist people alive

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Slurpee

Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1659181oh and 12 palestinians were killed by white phosphorus as well

hahahaha

buttplug

Quote from: Leon the professional;1659413americans are the most racist people alive

:facepalm:

Soup Clock

Quote from: Leon the professional;1659413americans are the most racist people alive

Lies.  We embrase the little ni... African Americans.


Oh and as for the story, I had a grandmother who lived and died there.  She used to spend her days holding brooms.
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