Heya, my name's TelephoneClock. I DO have flash (CS3), although it's been a while since I've animated anything. My main forte is drawing. My main style is cartoonish yet somewhat dark/twisted ( http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/tasteslikebraaaiinns/legend-of-loz ), and I am also good at emulating other people's style, so if you need something drawn in a certain way, I can do my best!
 
Other than that, my best cooking skills include pouring cereal into a bowl and then (get ready...) pouring some milk into the bowl! I agree, I should have my own Food Network series, but that's beside the point. The point being that I look forward to getting more involved in the community!:D

I wouldnt be surprised if Telephone is taken but welcome none the less.

welcome man

Nah, I looked through the members list, and the closest I got was Television. Guess I got lucky or something?

Your drawing style looks like it will transition nicely into animation. Welcome aboard.

Actually we already have a phoneclock, but I looked up his NG profile and he seems to be pretty useless.

http://phoneclock.newgrounds.com/

So I guess it's yours. But the question is, can you bring honour to this name that the previous phoneclock could not? Well can you, punk? You'd better not let me down son.

Welcome to the community. Have some fun while you're here.

Quote from: EnglishClock;1663235Actually we already have a phoneclock, but I looked up his NG profile and he seems to be pretty useless.
 
http://phoneclock.newgrounds.com/
 
So I guess it's yours. But the question is, can you bring honour to this name that the previous phoneclock could not? Well can you, punk? You'd better not let me down son.

To fail one Clock would be to fail them all, including the King of the Portal, and I cannot allow that. I shall fulfill what that poser couldn't even dream of! After breakfast, that is.

You have flash and you can draw, good stuff. I look forward to you being a productive member of the crew. If you need help learning flash go get yourself involved here.

i like this guy

welcome

here in clock crew
we like you

Quote from: EnglishClock;1663235Actually we already have a phoneclock, but I looked up his NG profile and he seems to be pretty useless.
 
http://phoneclock.newgrounds.com/
 
So I guess it's yours. But the question is, can you bring honour to this name that the previous phoneclock could not? Well can you, punk? You'd better not let me down son.

Screw that guy, he ain't done shit since he joined.
 
Welcome to the Clock Crew, Telephone.

Quote from: RibsClock;1663420Be one of those old rotary phones, those are way friggin cooler looking than the touchtone ones.

This. Or one of the super old-fashioned black tall ones with a seperate piece to hold to your ear. Such as:

Anyways, welcome! We run Newgrounds yadayada makes us proud with your Flash.

Welcome.  We run Newgrounds.

We're mostly a laid-back crowd round these here parts. Welcome, etc.

I smell disillusion on the horizon.

Welcome, we run newgrounds.

put that phone in a booth and we might have a problem

If you go poopoo just call when you're done.

Food network? Flash? Animation?
You're in in my book.