Quote from: Navin R. Johnson;1666408happened to my xbox aswell, it just means the cd tray has slipped downwards so a bit of plastic underneath it is poking up and scratching the cd. to fix, open xbox and list up disk tray, put blutack underneath, and enjoy.

Quote from: Hannah Montana;1666401salvage the inner parts and sell them on ebay

Either one of these

Quote from: PEYOTE;1666412smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.

or this

Quote from: Topcatyo;1666448Mayan sacrifice.  Cut out your heart and kick the Xbox down the temple steps.  Then throw yourself off the steps a well.

Rip out the motherboard with your bare hands, then throw it in the ceremonial fire and kick the xbox.

eat it

Quote from: Joey;1666484eat it

Get the motherboard deep-fried at Jones Good-Ass BBQ & Foot Massage.

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666438I'm actually thinking of standing in the street with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer and asking random passers-by to fuck it up.

then while they're destroying it you run up and say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY XBOX" and the guy asking the passer bys runs away

Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1666497then while they're destroying it you run up and say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY XBOX" and the guy asking the passer bys runs away

This one sounds great.

take a shit in it and sell it

if it were me... I'd cannibalize it for spare parts as those parts inevitably die on the new 360.

I've done it before.

Just send it to me and imagine that I had destroyed it.

Become the Hulk.

For this, you will need access to agar, an incubator, some level of biology education(basically, just knowing the procedures of dealing with bacterial colonies safely), some Q-tips, a sledgehammer, a friend's kitchen floor, and a strong pair of lungs.

Coat the inside of your Xbox with a goodly thick layer of agar, swab some filthy-ass place with Q-tips, use these samples to grow a colony of bacteria inside it, and once you've got a good thick slimy fuzz all over the interior of the casing, take it to a friend's house and smash it with a sledgehammer while shouting "BEHOLD FUCKING LORD MONSTERMUNCH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, BITCH!!! THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL ALL OVER YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR! MOTHERFUCK!"

Dunk it in petrol/gasoline, or possibly fill it with a bag full, then drop it off a high place onto some flaming concrete. Get multiple camera angles.

OR

Instead of dropping it onto concrete, drop it onto a see saw or catapault or some shit and after it explodes on impact, launch the flaming xbox into a barrel of petrol fuck yeah

Pinata

shoot it and then teabag it.

Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.

Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.

Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."

film it

Quote from: STUBZ;1666752Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.

Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.

Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."

film it

hire this man!

Quote from: STUBZ;1666752Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.

Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.

Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."

film it

i had the same basic idea, except you put the shell back together so it looks legit, leave it on somebodys doorstep and see if they take it inside with them

"OH BOY A FREE XBOX360! why does it smell so bad"

Save it until you have the money for a vacation, take it with you to the pyramids in Mexico City then ritually cut it open and throw the pieces down.

There's literally no security there so at most you'll piss off some tourists.

Stare directly at it. Your face will melt it.

well if you want to destroy a working xbox you could always try playing games on it

but since yours is broken i'd suggest keeping it near your bed so you can readily bludgeon anyone that breaks into your house with it