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Glenn Beck to get key to city

Farted by Thor, September 23, 2009, 02:13:19 PM

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Thor

A town near mine has decided to honor this american hero with the key to their city. Their mostly democratic city. I expect an epic shitstorm to ensue.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/56662302.html

Even if he is a local man I don't see why they would want to call attention to the fact that they spawned this guy.
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Silly Putty Clock

lol, glenn beck is funny

except when he tries stand-up
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Fireman

he must be as illogical as Glenn Beck himself to find reason to give him a key to a city.

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Quote from: RibsClock;1670854Bill O'Reilly receives a movie about him titled "clamclock fights terrorists" depicting him as a clam with a clock for a face.

I'm not to fond of Bill-o but have to admit that was a pretty good movie.



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George Washington used to grow pot in Mount Vernon.


Silly Putty Clock

fight terror with the power of calm
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F U Clock

Glenn Beck is a terrible, terrible man.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1671594Glenn Beck is a terrible, terrible man.

How could you say such a thing about the hero who is eradicating the amphibian threat one frog at a time?
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F U Clock

Quote from: SCSP;1671649wat sup with this dyude latley?

He gets a lot of publicity/ratings by acting like an asshole, so his rate of assholish statements/actions has increased exponentially over the past few months.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1671684He gets a lot of publicity/ratings by acting like an asshole, so his rate of assholish statements/actions has increased exponentially over the past few months.

It's very entertaining.
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