DONUT!

Wow, they even did the donut part? That has been parodied since the 90s or earlier.

Just wait for Megan Fox to show up.

Also I want to understand the reason of such armageddon with tsunamis, massive earthquakes and meteors at the same time. I know its based by the latest apocalyptic theory bullshit but none of it makes sense unless god just fucking hated the Earth and went batshit with it.

... unless, yeah, God could be pissed out how we are all a bunch of morons.

Obviously if John Cusack shouts at you to do something... you should really... really... fucking... DO IT.