Dog Cameras?

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:17:41 PM

so i have this theory right? that dogs are cameras for god. im pretty sure this is correct because if you spell dog backwards you can get the word god. i am 100% sure that this is not a coincidence because it is way to uncommon for something as simple as a dog to be spelled backwards and be under the name of the holy one.

Not only is the word proof enough but if you look deep into a dogs pitch dark eyes you can see an empty void almost like your looking into an endless galaxy of nightmares and emptiness. Although other animals such as deers have this characteristics there are many differences.

For example; exhibit A shown here is a regular dog with glowing eyes.
this dog is obviously a male dog with beautiful features although

from the diagram shown here a dogs cornea is actually located in front of the lens leaving the dog with see through vision? blurred vision? or was this a optical device in order for god to spy on us? we may never know, although one thing is still clear, that dog is mans best friend and through out the years has befriended most of humankind.

all of this data leaves me wondering. is a dog gods camera to the planet earth? or is there an unknown force that mankind has tapped into through modern day technology?

we may never know, but one thing is clear that dogs will still go out watching, watching our evrey move and maybe, watching you.

PowerGloveClock · November 26, 2009, 11:21:39 PM

what about blind dogs

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:24:48 PM

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1697321what about blind dogs

the blind dogs are used as microphones to monitor what these dogs hear. not only can god see what your doing, he can hear what your doing.

joliet_jane · November 26, 2009, 11:24:53 PM

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1697321what about blind dogs

They stare into your soul

Beret · November 26, 2009, 11:25:29 PM

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1697321what about blind dogs

back to the drawing board. or maybe the camera repair shop.

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:26:46 PM

and for any of you wondering, mute dogs are used as wave and physical detectors. they are used basically as radars kind of like a motions sensor.

Kaijuclock · November 26, 2009, 11:32:27 PM

This thread is too insane for general.

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:33:25 PM

Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1697329This thread is too insane for general.

well i suppose, but if we had a animal forum it would be better suited.

Kaijuclock · November 26, 2009, 11:34:14 PM

Yea well if we had a studio i wouldnt have to sticky every thread i make in the music forum either, Times are tough

PowerGloveClock · November 26, 2009, 11:34:42 PM

this here's a forum recession

PowerGloveClock · November 26, 2009, 11:34:54 PM

we all gots ta tighten our belts

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:35:34 PM

Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1697335Yea well if we had a studio i wouldnt have to sticky every thread i make in the music forum either, Times are tough

trust me everything will work out, the dog cameras are watching.

PowerGloveClock · November 26, 2009, 11:36:25 PM

this thread is wonderful, i mean that in the most sincere way possible

TapedeckClock · November 26, 2009, 11:38:45 PM

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1697339this thread is wonderful, i mean that in the most sincere way possible

thanks! i like it (in the most non-ignorant way possible) because this thread shows that on the clock crew people are aloud to speak there mind and share beliefs.

unless biggs is online, then your done.

PowerGloveClock · November 26, 2009, 11:48:40 PM

clock crew: you're allowed to speak your mind, just keep it in the spam forum

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