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Farted by DrClock, December 14, 2009, 03:26:20 AM

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DrClock

http://confessions.grouphug.us/

You know you missed it.

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I am attracted to my boyfriend, but it is just too damn cold in the house to fuck!

BinaryClock

Damn it I thought you were going to reveal you were an alt the whole time.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

Kombucha

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I really am in love with my boyfriend, but I’m young and just dying to see what hot sex is like with other men.


847947285

What the hell happened in here? Every time it’s the same shit, I’m so tired of even coming in and being afraid to express my feelings because of all the bull that goes on in here. Fuck Group Hug!! I hope it shuts down.


676342880

When I was in college I met a girl at a bar. We went to her place. While we were making out she passed out. I masturbated with her panties. Then I left. I never saw her again.


847507736

i pooped my pants at wild waves in the 8th grade… afterwards i went down a water slide to clean my butthole.


838162619

[boring shit removed]... I wonder if too much porn and dirty reading like these posts has made me so I don’t care even when I know I’m doing wrong things.

I just masturbated while clicking next, next, next and reading confessions on this site. I have a problem.


651591393

i want to be a man for the day to go to the toliet - pee against a wall and write my name with it


607004161

I took a huge dump on my bed last night and blamed it on my GF


616336768

I got caught by my brother while masturbating to A Baby Story on TLC.


116711264

I cant help but laugh at the sound of my balls hitting girls chins while getting head.


456021680

FUCK! I really am a stupid teenager. It’s all coming crashing down.


121797087

Are we allowed to mention famous people? Well, I want to tie David Geffen up and suck his dick and then spank the hell out of him. I’m a female, and he’s GAY!
He’s so hot!


661730844

i think light bulbs are sexy



431573174

I cant take it anymore… I had sex with my 10 year old sister. I liked it too…


865216937

I have a female friend who enjoys dressing up as a male gay goth guy she also enjoys wearing her boyfriends clothes. She fantazies about guys with ADD.

I like men.


995355228

i posted confession and now i feel guilty


427854989

SEX!!!!!!! I NEED SEX!!!!!!! INTIMACY!!!! SOMETHING!!!!!! A KISS!!!!! ANYTHING WILL DO!!!!!!!!!


760368500

I tell all my friends that I am “Teh_n00b_pwner” but in reality I’m teh_n00b.


511403388

i was having sex with my girlfriend the other day, and right before we started, i had finished a huge glass of coke. she fucked me so hard i ended up puking from all the jerking around with the pop in my stomach.


413776637

My wife thinks I download porn while she’s sleeping when in fact I’m in the bathroom practicing the robot in front of the mirror. Given the choice of busting a nut or busting a move…


247957392

I think I like msaturbating to internet porn while my girlfriend sleeps next to me. I told her, and I think it’s wrong, but she kinda liked it and told me I should just come on her. I hope I can get the guts to do it.


582311426

my girlfriend of four years and i were separated for a year, during which time we both had sex with other people.

now we’re back together and while i love her with everything i have, the thought of another man’s semen inside her (she was kind enough to let me know that she had a condom breaking incident with a 9-inch wondershag) kills me everytime things get sexual.

now i have difficulty reaching orgasm for wanting to fucking cry 5 minutes into it…


710650931

theres this straight dominican boi in my class that i cant help but stare at, everytime he leans forward i imaine my self fucking his fat ass!


440561319

I video taped my cousin when she got out of the shower without her knowing it.

Later that night i jerked off to the video.

I hope one day I can fuck her brains out.

I know thats kinda weird and grose but shes my exact type: short, nice tits, awsome body.

I just cant stop fantasizing about her.

I keep having dreams about jumping off of a plane with my cousin and my girlfriend and having crazy sex while we freefall.


991614739

What kind of father sells his own son?


397818369

I mspend all my time at work on the internet and then bitch to everyone about how hard i work and confess the following:

I mastrubate over the sickest shit on the internet, Animals, Rape, torture

I fantasie about being a sniper and picking off those that annoy me in a cold detached way

I can’t see a future with my other half but am too scared of loosing her and making her sad to finish it

I fantasise over most of the women i work with and would fuck underage girls if i wouldn’t feel sick

My friends make me want to kill them


830849830

I want to make a site just like this one but better

Marlin Clock

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Somebody had sex with my muffin today.
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The whole time I was in his bed, letting him fuck me, I was imagining it was you.

You inspire me, challenge me, make me laugh, listen to me. The conversations I have with you are the best and most stimulating I’ve ever had. I think I could be exactly what you need. And I think you could be exactly what I need. You can be the person that will teach me not to run; to embrace and accept the love I deserve. Not to just settle for an easy lay

Please, I know you’ve been hurt before and quite recently, but take a chance on us. Let’s fall faster than the snow.

This one's funny to me because, Idno about you, but when I think about falling snow, fast isn't the first word to come to mind.

Kombucha

I don't even know why they would want to fall at all.

Kombucha


Kombucha

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GOLDEN?


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Dino Clock

Some of these are proper fucked up, oh dear...
Having a bubble bruv

Poltergeist

Hahaha guys these are pretty funny



My girl friend of 5 years left me a day ago. I already bought her a wedding ring, she doesn’t know though.

She says I make her sad.

I dont think I can win her back this time. In a few months I’ll use one of my minimum wage checks to go buy a .45 and blow my brains out on the flat grill at work.


:(

AstronautClock

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                           If God existed, I’d spit in his face.

Silly Putty Clock

When I read that site, it feels like a religious experience.
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EtchASketchClock

That site is too depressing for me.
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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SouvlakiClock

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I love my life its actually quit envious.

TheCheshireClock

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fuck i hate black people. i was sitting in my car waiting for my gf to get out of class. sitting in my car with my eyes closed, some black guys walk by my car and bang on my car. they fucked with the wrong person today. they live across campus. i know where they live. it’s on. attention black people. want to be treated as equals? then stop acting like ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥. know what ¥¥¥¥¥¥ means? if you dont, then you’re the definition. fuck!


AstronautClock

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                           I really don’t care about any of your problems. Nor do I expect any of you to care about mine. When you look at the posts these people leave, is it any wonder most people despise our generation? You think dyeing your hair is a major decision? Talking to a girl online is a world shattering event?
This website is the literary equivalent to a Big Mac and Fries.
Maybe our generation will die with our ties on, rather than our boots.
Perhaps that’s our curse; we have no real purpose. We just happen to be the unfortunate products of relative peace. We have no great war, no great struggle, no great famine.
No great life. Why do you any of you care about such asinine things?
Why don’t you travel? Read a book? Shit, write one.
 Try to be something. Don’t let your world pass you by. Who cares if he hasn’t texted back? Who cares if she’s getting back with her asshat boyfriend? It’s her problem, not yours.
Just live.
Jesus Christ, people. Just live.






wisdom

Slurpee

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Maybe our generation will die with our ties on, rather than our boots.
Perhaps that’s our curse; we have no real purpose. We just happen to be the unfortunate products of relative peace. We have no great war, no great struggle, no great famine.
somebody just read Fight Club for the first time

AstronautClock

I need to watch fightclub I havent seen it...

splatter

me and my friends got drunk once and i watched my friend take a shit and it turned me on like no other

every time i shit i think of seeing his dick dangle above the toilet bowl and i start rubbing my dick on my fur rug

one time when my friends and i got drunk again he started to take his pants off so i immediately grabbed his dick and rubbed it against my ass and he started fucking me so i started singing 1923 hits and showtunes until he made me cry out in pure agony and he broke my sphincter and now i cant control my shit and im afraid to tell my mom by the Way I Am 12 I Also Jack Off To KErmit The Frog
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splatter

one time i walked in on my sister fingering herself and i got really horny
so i walked in and was like 'hey what are u doing' and she got really embarassed and i looked at her computer screen and it was a video of me and my friends sucking each other's dics so i started feeling her vagina and she started moaning so i took out a shovel and beat the SHIT out of her and now she is buried in my back yard and i didnt tell my mom
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splatter

one time i was with my dad on a family trip and i met up with my cousin
she is really cute and i took out my dick and asked her to suck it
she said yes and started sucking it and then she took out a knife and cut it off so i took out a shotgun and blew her fucking HEAD OFF

then i drove to the docks and dropped her body in there and now i cant even jack off
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