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Farted by TequilaClock, October 16, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

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SockpuppetClock

fyi anyone who knows modeling, texturing, and iteming, should look into contributing hats, weapons, or avatars to TF2 in the hopes it may actually appear in-game for everyone to obtain

this may be the merchandising opportunity we were waiting for!

ClockCrew™ commodities for all! Mmm, I love the clock!

Marlin Clock

Yay for stuff posted five posts up!

Flounderpa

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1716949Dead Ringer is a cheap piece of shit I just want you to know that.
hey, hey, hey I got some cool strategies involving that so called "Shit"
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Odo

Quote from: HazardClock;1716977hey, hey, hey I got some cool strategies involving that so called "Shit"

Here's one, switch to the cloak and dagger because it's fucking better. I bet you use the Force A Nature and Natascha too.

You sicken me.
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Steve

You know where the dead ringer actually works?

On Bot servers and against new players.

Steve

Because you can tell a deadringer spy cloaking and decloaking from a mile away.

Steve

ps: i have three hats now ( counting specific class only hats )

Camera Beard, Master's Belt and Batting Helmet.

Odo

Quote from: Steve;1717000ps: i have three hats now ( counting specific class only hats )

Camera Beard, Master's Belt and Batting Helmet.

Camera beard has the same drop rate as normal items now. Ushanka, Stove Pipe and Batter's Helmet here. Camera beard if you count that I guess.

ps dead ringer sux dix
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Steve

i'd prefer some guns.

i'm something like 17 scrap metal off of a medic hat.

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: Liser;1716995Here's one, switch to the cloak and dagger because it's fucking better. I bet you use the Force A Nature and Natascha too.

You sicken me.

Cloak and Dagger is worse on every level of skill.

If you're good with Dead Ringer (as I percieve myself to be) you can easily get over 32 - 1 in score (as I frequantly do.)

67 - 0 is my highest so far.
Just remember ammo packs restore it so if yer burning/using it, remove, pick up, enable : 2 Dead Ringer.

Steve

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1717009If you're good with Dead Ringer (as I percieve myself to be) you can easily get over 32 - 1 in score (as I frequantly do.)

67 - 0 is my highest so far.
Just remember ammo packs restore it so if yer burning/using it, remove, pick up, enable : 2 Dead Ringer.

I call pure luck on those, you must certainly run into those god damn pyro's who just burn their entire flamethrower ammo just because someone yells "spy!"

Odo

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1717009Cloak and Dagger is worse on every level of skill.

If you're good with Dead Ringer (as I percieve myself to be) you can easily get over 32 - 1 in score (as I frequantly do.)

67 - 0 is my highest so far.
Just remember ammo packs restore it so if yer burning/using it, remove, pick up, enable : 2 Dead Ringer.

Care to post your steam stats page?
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ProqagandaClock

Quote from: Liser;1717043Care to post your steam stats page?

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998361851/stats/TF2
Then again stats are abit bugged since alot of things don't show upp correctly, 37-1 is most kills before 1 death but it was in arena.

Quote from: Steve;1717013I call pure luck on those, you must certainly run into those god damn pyro's who just burn their entire flamethrower ammo just because someone yells "spy!"

Nah thats why I said 2+ GOOD pyros. A shitty pyro is easy to shoot to death with Revolver and Dead Ringer. A good one is harder still but still easy if the map has alot of space. You have to remember that you can use the Dead Ringer up to 3-4 times on some maps by going to 1 ammo pack after the other and enabling it; Thus removing fire/persuers/danger.

Combat spy is highly underrated, sure I like to backstab but good Snipers/Engineers/Pyros/Scouts are second to impossible to stab so you shoot them. 3+ shoots usually do it and when you can fake death and run to a ammopack/medic/engineer/out-of-danger you have the upper hand 90% of the time.

BUT, as I said before; If you face an entire team of good players Spy is still playable as combat spy but loses it's value since you can hardly backstab anyone. You can still be a good asset to the team by going defence and stabbing attackers but those times I usually just go Soldier etc.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Liser;1716995I bet you use the Force A Nature and Natascha too.

You sicken me.
I used to think the Force-A-Naure was all I needed, but then i switched back to the scattergun and i was like OOOOOOHH THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

PowerGloveClock

F-A-N is shitty why would you ever compare it to the awesome dead ringer
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TruncheonClock

FUCK YOU STEVE I STILL HAVENT FORGIVEN YOU FOR USING THE HUNTSMAN IN THAT ARENA MATCH.
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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Gasai Yuno;1717199FUCK YOU STEVE I STILL HAVENT FORGIVEN YOU FOR USING THE HUNTSMAN IN THAT ARENA MATCH.
you mean the lucksman, also the razorback is terrible i don't why anyone would use it jarate + rifle 4 lyf
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TruncheonClock

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1717218you mean the lucksman, also the razorback is terrible i don't why anyone would use it jarate + rifle 4 lyf

:lo5:
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Silly Putty Clock

I still don't get what the Natascha is supposed to be useful for.
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TruncheonClock

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1717225I still don't get what the Natascha is supposed to be useful for.

Scouts in CTF games, basically to slow them so that they dont cap the intel.
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