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Farted by Thor, January 16, 2010, 06:53:35 PM

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Thor

A vast majority of my flash have a little under 1,000 views, but for some strange reason Hentai Quiz Game 2007 has almost 10,000! Such a strange phenomenon. Can anybody else show some examples of flash with suggestive names having ridiculously out of proportion views? I must examine this inexplicable event further.

edit: There is currently 1 guest viewing Hanna Montana Hentai, 2 viewing DAN PAT AKA ANAL BROOKE NUDE BOOBS, and one viewing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NARUTO HENTAI 2 XXXX on the CC forums.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I should massvote my hentai flash to at least a 3, then everybody will think it's real and I'll get a thousand views in a day.

pop-tart

Not such a suggestive name.. but it all started with this one, I think. Brought down the integrity of the portal for a year.
 
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/7464

clockradioclock

Most of my flash films get about 500-1000 views before disappearing into the depths of the portal. Sonic Hentai Gallery Six, however, has gotten 4, 444 views in a little over two weeks and I'm pretty sure it'll keep getting views.

It has to do with google search results. The more views a page gets, the higher up it'll be listed. For example, searching "Sonic hentai gallery" brings my ng flash up as the second link on the second page. I suppose that kids who google hentai don't just settle for first-page results. Either way, the more views a page gets, the more relevant google will consider it. The more relevant it's considered, the more views it gets. It's self-perpetuating.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Looks like CC Ultimate Hentai Collab has 2,956 views since January 3rd. It only had a thousand at first, nice.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Brak's Dad;1717973Looks like CC Ultimate Hentai Collab has 2,956 views since January 3rd. It only had a thousand at first, nice.

The thing is, they don't trust it if you put CC right in the name.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1717993The thing is, they don't trust it if you put CC right in the name.

Had to plug the cc for jeffuary.

RobClock

'StrawberryClock Hentai' - 2,124 Views.

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EnglishClock

haha yeah I love when that happens, it's funny because you know that it must hit them a lot harder than usual because these are people actively searching for porn, rather than stumbling across it. Meaning it's more likely than not their cock is hanging out.

For some reason, "Where's dat wally adult v" has 80,790 views. 'tis a mad world we live in.
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English Clock's signature is creepy.

RobClock


Lump Clock

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this... this is just epic.

I'm just imagining the dog thinking, "Oh. Dear. God. ...Thank you..."

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