I am the Pube Muppet.

First off, I would like to know if you have any other message boards? Preferably ones that involve anal doctor roleplay and/or anything involving anuses and/or doctors examining them.

I'd like to post on these message boards to chat with the fine young clocks of these forums, who share my interests in asses, butts and doctors. If you wish to play as a nurse, that will be fine.

When chatting with these fine young clocks, I will pretend I am a patient that needs colon cleansing. Perhaps I will also pretend I am a drug smuggler from Thailand with 30 balloons of cocaine up my ass and you are airport security trying to remove them.

I am standing by waiting for your reply.


(User was banned for this post; Reason: come back when you don't think 7 year old memes are funny still)