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70,000 tons of METAL!

Farted by LimewireClock, February 11, 2010, 04:05:37 PM

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LimewireClock

http://www.70000tons.com/home.htm
Quote from: WebsiteImagine starting the year in style. In January 2011, 40 Heavy Metal bands and 2,000 fans will go to the Caribbean to take over the luxury cruise ship "Majesty of the Seas" for a 5 day and 4 night trip of a lifetime.

Make no mistake, this is not one of the cruises where you share the ship with regular cruise guests... This is 100% Heavy Metal! Tons of onboard live shows on several in and outdoor stages, open mic nights, bars that never close, a fun-and-sun-filled day on the beautiful island of Cozumel (Mexico) and an opportunity to mingle side-by-side with the artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It's like everyone has a backstage pass!

What are you waiting for? You might even need a vacation from this vacation when all is said and done!

Sounds fucking awesome. Too bad it costs a fucking kidney!
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Kaijuclock

Pirates are going to try to take this ship over, and get skull fucked by metal heads.

EtchASketchClock

If I magically have  an extra $2,000+ next year, I'll totally do this.
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RomanClock

Of course it costs $666!
Also, the rooms look very NOT metal :)
lemayo lol :soups:

AbsintheClock

Hahaha they got Finntroll playing. TROLLHAMMEREN!

Mashed Potato Johnson

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1729226TROLLHAMMEREN!

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Blue

Somehow... I'll have to convince work that this is a business trip.
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RomanClock

Quote from: Blue;1729229Somehow... I'll have to convince work that this is a business trip.

Researching possible metal demographic market.
lemayo lol :soups:

RenegadeClock

Quote from: RomanClock;1729223Also, the rooms look very NOT metal :)
They will after the cruise is over. :rockin:

DigitalLemonClock

people actually pay money to spend 5 days on a boat full of metalheads
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RobClock

Saw title and instantly thought;
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TwistClock

I want to go. but it will never happen, sadly.
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Jon Oliva wins. He is 80,000 tons of metal.
 

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: Dave Coulier;1729309Jon Oliva wins. He is 80,000 tons of metal.
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LimewireClock

The funny thing is, however, is that the ship staff want everyone off the boat ASAP on the final day because the ship has to go out again. Because the ship is going to be in a fit state to sail again straight away after the metal trip. Obviously.
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Poltergeist

Quote from: Limewire;1729339The funny thing is, however, is that the ship staff want everyone off the boat ASAP on the final day because the ship has to go out again. Because the ship is going to be in a fit state to sail again straight away after the metal trip. Obviously.

I think you're underestimating was a reasonable and respectful lot metalheads are.

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