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AbsintheClock

July 14, 2010, 11:30:40 AM

COME GET SOME

DiscoBallClock

#1
July 14, 2010, 11:57:38 AM
Bring it on.

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AbsintheClock

#2
July 14, 2010, 12:09:25 PM
So for interconnecting dicks with piercings we have Disco as the first volunteer. Anyone else?

DiscoBallClock

#3
July 14, 2010, 01:21:47 PM
Interconnected dicks. You in or not?

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AbsintheClock

#4
July 14, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
We gonna pierce our dicks together to form like a dick bridge.

DiscoBallClock

#5
July 14, 2010, 01:34:20 PM
That's for pussies, we're talking piercing here.

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DiscoBallClock

#6
July 14, 2010, 01:48:50 PM
I'm sorry, we only want hardcool men in here.

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AbsintheClock

#7
July 14, 2010, 01:58:16 PM
You can put a bow on yours if you like but it has to be connected with piercings. How else can it hold all the weight?

DiscoBallClock

#8
July 14, 2010, 02:00:03 PM
You'll be sorry when we got a solid penis bridge going on.

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AbsintheClock

#9
July 14, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Our dicks are strong. My dick alone can hold the weight of eight fat men, a goat, a baby, and a bag of ice cubes.

AbsintheClock

#10
July 14, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
My dick can withstand the pressures of any punctures having masturbated with broken glass shards for 40 years.

EtchASketchClock

#11
July 14, 2010, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Bitchfist;1768394Yes, but it won't be once you puncture it and let all the blood out!

Your bridge will be FLACCID

WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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DiscoBallClock

#12
July 14, 2010, 03:07:40 PM
The blood pressure in my dick is so big that the blood could cut through a 2 km thick wall of steel.

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DiscoBallClock

#13
July 14, 2010, 03:19:13 PM
We'll see who's the idiot when you're wallowing in your blood and braids.

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DiscoBallClock

#14
July 14, 2010, 03:33:14 PM
You'll see. You'll bow down to our might.

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AbsintheClock

#15
July 14, 2010, 08:56:51 PM
My dick won't fit in any clothespin. It's too massive.

PowerGloveClock

#16
July 14, 2010, 09:17:47 PM
i'm in but i want tons of ribbons on mine
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#17
July 16, 2010, 06:27:41 AM
I thought you pierced the clitoral hood not the clit itself.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#18
July 16, 2010, 06:32:04 AM
Also anyone who gets that kind of piercing is a pisstarded faggotass shitbutcher

buttplug

#19
July 16, 2010, 06:55:42 AM
The multiple levels of homosexual irony are going to make my head explode
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