You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

>Attack the Grue

>Get eaten by a Grue

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1786557>Attack the Grue

You attempt attacking the Grue, but realize you don't know where it is. At your feet you see a splintered plank of wood, and an unknown fluid. You could of sworn you left something in your pockets earlier today, but you can't remember.

Quote from: Ram.;1786559>Get eaten by a Grue

You have died. Points- 0

>search pockets

>Search pocket

Quote from: RobClock;1786561>search pockets

Digging through your pockets you find a piece of lint, a nickel and a tarnished lighterfrom the Halloween 1990 Grateful Dead concert.

>Stick lint in bellybutton for safe-keeping. Give nickel to a jew. Start the lighter up and look around the room.

>use lighter to illuminate area.

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1786564>Stick lint in bellybutton for safe-keeping. Give nickel to a jew. Start the lighter up and look around the room.

You attempt placing the lint in your belly button, but since the room is pitch black you drop the lint.

Invalid Command

You use the lighter, but the flame is too small to illuminate the room too much.

Quote from: RobClock;1786567>use lighter to illuminate area.

The flame from the lighter isn't bright enough to illuminate the area. If only you had something to burn.

>Pick up lint, light lint with lighter, place on nickle.

>carefully pick up splintered board at feet
>attempt using board as torch

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1786572>Pick up lint, light lint with lighter, place on nickle.

The lint flares up fairly bright, but apparently contained trace amounts of C4 in it (wtf man) and it blew up. You are dead. Worst of all that nickel is hella tarnished now fuck you.

Quote from: RobClock;1786574>carefully pick up splintered board at feet
>attempt using board as torch

You attempt lighting the board on fire, thankfully the splintered edges light easily. The torch illuminates the room fairly well and you see a door up ahead.

>Bribe the devil for me to comeback alive as a Grue

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1786578>Bribe the devil for me to comeback alive as a Grue

You make a deal with the devil but he thought you said gruel.

You become a nasty porridge in a highschool Christmas Production

>proceed through door