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Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, January 21, 2011, 03:27:23 PM

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

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MAY 3RD

ITS COMING

PREPARE YOUR ASSES

GearBoxClock

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED

Duke Nukem 3D was the first video game I ever played.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Preordering gets you the DUKEBOX. Within the DUKEBOX is a concept art booklet, a demo for the upcoming remake of Duke Nukem 3D, a Duke Nukem action figure, a Duke Nukem dogtag, and an empty case of bubble gum. At the bottom of the case of bubblegum is a little slip of paper saying "well, would you look at that"

you believed me for a second there didn't you

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: RibsClock;1803761Surprise surprise when 3D realms stops being the idiots developing it it looks like it might get done.

...but you won't see me holding my breath.

dude there is no fucking way this is not coming out at this point. Gearbox is fully committed, it's coming out. The time for doubting and cynicism is over when it comes to DNF.

At any rate, I cant fucking wait. This year has too many fucking games coming out that I absolutely must own.

buttplug

I have never played a Duke game and I want this. It looks like doom but shiner and with balls of steel

TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

VuBawlsClock

I cant wait to fight giant titty monster
Fuck Steven Universe

Thor

I'm trying not to get too excited because there's the very real risk this is going to turn out to be a generic modern FPS game. They already confirmed a weapon limit and they probably have regenerating health, and I seriously doubt there's going to be as many hidden rooms and alternate paths as DN3D had
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Slurpee

the last good gearbox game was half life blue shift

LimewireClock

I don't want that collectors edition.














I NEEEEEDD IIITTTT

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Quote from: FloundermanClock;1803764Preordering gets you the DUKEBOX. Within  the DUKEBOX is a concept art booklet, a demo for the upcoming remake of  Duke Nukem 3D, a Duke Nukem action figure, a Duke Nukem dogtag, and an  empty case of bubble gum. At the bottom of the case of bubblegum is a  little slip of paper saying "well, would you look at that"

you believed me for a second there didn't you

What's your source for this?
naw

Kombucha

Quote from: LimewireClock;1803837What's your source for this?
Hahahaha

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: LimewireClock;1803837What's your source for this?

My dad works for Nintendo.

Slurpee


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Slurpee;1803851

Yes I posted it on /v/ too, that does not change the fact that my dad is friends with Shigeru Miyamoto and is overseeing the development of Duke Nukem Forever. I like how nobody highlighted my post.

BinaryClock

wow! so cool! can your dad get games early???
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1803854I like how nobody highlighted my post.
I did
Fuck Steven Universe

TequilaClock

So I just saw the trailer...

At fist I was just mildly excited.

Now this looks really fucking cool.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: BinaryClock;1803855wow! so cool! can your dad get games early???

I was playing Halo Reach before ODST came out, my dad is that cool with Miyamoto.

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Quote from: FloundermanClock;1803864I was playing Halo Reach before ODST came out, my dad is that cool with Miyamoto.
Wow! Do you think he could get me INSERT GAME THAT CAN ONLY BE PLAYED ON XBOX?
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

RobClock

I'm late i know but HOLY SHIT

words can not describe my excitement when i first saw that trailer