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Farted by Insomnia, June 05, 2011, 01:00:56 AM

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AMPEEEM

Quote from: RibsClock;1825419Well to be fair Krak probably thought dwarf was a woman, not because Dwarf is particularly feminine, but because Krak just doesn't know the difference

dwarfinator is a pisces.

Slurpee

Quote from: ampmboot;1825520When you have two gay friends that finally meet your like oh guys you should do it and they're like ech, no, gross, what, just cuz hes a dude?

but they totally wanna fuck
probably because it's not super cool to just say "oh, hey, you two should have sex".
even if they're clearly thinking about it that's the kind of thing you just let go unsaid.

also if this was another post about me and insomnia fucking, it was never really on the table you weird fuckers. I'm seeing somebody.

Insomnia

This is like when one of my friends has a gay friend, and they're like OMG U 2 SOULD TO'TLY HOOK UP because we're like the only two gay guys they know. This happens. All. The. Time. The only time this came close to working was incidental. I had been eying this guy before a concert, and a few minutes later he and a few of my friends came over and sat next to me. Bastards planned it all along, but I saw 'em first!

"brb going to moon"

Insomnia

Quote from: clammo;1825547this is how i wingman my buddies at bars though. i just go up to girls and say "hey you should have sex with this guy"

When Clammy says "This Guy" he's pointing at himself with both thumbs.

"brb going to moon"

AMPEEEM


Insomnia

Quote from: ampmboot;1825561Im so glad Im back

that lock legion was only tolerable for a combined... 3 minutes?

"brb going to moon"

AMPEEEM

the forum is admitably dull. Nice, really fucking nice, but YA KNOW.

it aint like this shit right here.


EDIT: I like talking to some of the guys there on skype, though, that's been pretty funny, gotsta say

ALSO I've always known two types of people on skype from the clock crew and lock legion and thats people that are quite and passive and always sound like their breathing too hard, and then theres guys like blackmagic and me that just talk your ear off right away. I miss that guy, he's my number one missed guy.

BY THE WAY
Did you guys ever notice that Popeye got his name because he has one eye popping out? Did you ever notice that? I didn't until yesterday on a walk, thinking about popeye

Insomnia

So... I already finished that ounce. Maybe I should take a break soon?

"brb going to moon"

AMPEEEM


DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: ampmboot;1825565the forum is admitably dull. Nice, really fucking nice, but YA KNOW.

it aint like this shit right here.


EDIT: I like talking to some of the guys there on skype, though, that's been pretty funny, gotsta say

ALSO I've always known two types of people on skype from the clock crew and lock legion and thats people that are quite and passive and always sound like their breathing too hard, and then theres guys like blackmagic and me that just talk your ear off right away. I miss that guy, he's my number one missed guy.

BY THE WAY
Did you guys ever notice that Popeye got his name because he has one eye popping out? Did you ever notice that? I didn't until yesterday on a walk, thinking about popeye

I play League of Legends with Blackmagic almost every day.

miracle fruit

Quote from: Slurpee;1825504yeah at least logically baseless homophobic phallocentric remark

oh come on slurpee we both know that youve taken it in the butt and i havent lets not play games

miracle fruit


miracle fruit

is that because your ass looks like a slurpee machine afterwards

miracle fruit


AMPEEEM

Alright SO

1. Something fucking up on this site, it is taking forever to do anything.

2. Shit, well I guess I gotta buy whatever League of Legeneds is.

3. You insufferable moron, Clam. I never fucking showed you my pubes (let alone on skype) and also have never attempted to in my entire life. Try to find proof, I dare you Oh but you wont because im so beneath you and not worth your time, well, guess what.































I am.