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Farted by TequilaClock, October 16, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

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Marlin Clock

//www.tf2.com

Another update. TF2 is free for a week if you inexplicably haven't played it yet.

TequilaClock

aaaaaaand Meet the Medic is confirmed to arrive the same week.

Marlin Clock

http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/

A sniper rifle that actually helps people who like headshots? Why I never.

Those hats are awful gaudy, though.

buttplug

That is a sexy sniper rifle.

Slurpee

wow is the big earner a piece of shit or what


I want the planeswalker goggles fuck why didn't anybody mention those look at them

TequilaClock

As a defense Heavy, I find the silent minigun to be a GREAT addition, it makes you way less predictable. Also, that new rifle gun looks like a lot of fun.

Quote from: Slurpee;1828357I want the planeswalker goggles fuck why didn't anybody mention those look at them

I tell you, they remind me a lot of Razputin from Psychonauts.

Thor

A demoman main weapon knight weapon... great, now Demoknightes will be even MORE overpowered in medieval mode. New demo sword seems pretty much worse than the Katana.

Quote from: Slurpee;1828357wow is the big earner a piece of shit or what

It's for use with the Dead Ringer.
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TequilaClock


VuBawlsClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1828368This just in
I know, I noticed it too on bottom of 2nd page. Its the perfect scout pack. The shotgun is perfect for runners, no need for a FaN because the bat tripple jumps (although, possible QUAD-JUMP if you use fan) and better pistol imo
Its the first time il use a full pack.
Fuck Steven Universe

TequilaClock

Quadruple jump Scout. Where is your god now?

Marlin Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1828365As a defense Heavy, I find the silent minigun to be a GREAT addition, it makes you way less predictable. Also, that new rifle gun looks like a lot of fun.


 
I tell you, they remind me a lot of Razputin from Psychonauts.
Man, a psychonauts hat would be awesome, especially since he can double jump. The whole reason why I went on that trading tear to get the milk gear was just so I could shout "I AM THE MILKMAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS." whenever I played it.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Thor;1828366It's for use with the Dead Ringer.

Oh man I just realized that. Now DR spies are gonna be even more broken.

Thor

the new scout shotguns looks amazing. It's like the fan but does MORE damage, fires faster, and has minicrits. No third jump, but I never used that anyway. It'll also be easier to 2shot people because the knockback wont throw them as far away (probably)
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

buttplug

I don't like how they try to use 'no random critical hits' to balance items.

Slurpee

0% chance the soda popper isn't going to be craftable FaN+crit-a-cola

Thor

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1828403I don't like how they try to use 'no random critical hits' to balance items.

Don't they mostly just do that for weapons that have guaranteed crits under particular circumstantial though? (ie demo swords, soda popper, ambassador, market gardener)
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

The Disciplinary Action sounds really useful, but the other stuff looks totally worthless.

PolyhedronClock

The liberty launcher is going to be annoying to learn how to airblast as a pyro, nowhere as bad as timing it with the DH is. The goomba stomp boots are going to be fun as hell to try and kill people with.

that being said the shovel looks lame and the shotgun is more situational than anything. maybe good against scouts and other rocket jumping soldiers???

reserving judgement for the riding crop. it's nice to see an soldier unlock that's not a katana or an equalizer.

Thor

Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1828455The liberty launcher is going to be annoying to learn how to airblast as a pyro, nowhere as bad as timing it with the DH is. The goomba stomp boots are going to be fun as hell to try and kill people with.

that being said the shovel looks lame and the shotgun is more situational than anything. maybe good against scouts and other rocket jumping soldiers???

reserving judgement for the riding crop. it's nice to see an soldier unlock that's not a katana or an equalizer.
You've obviously never seen a good soldier who's smart enough to rocket somebody to the air and hit them with the shotgun before you land. Trust me, it's devastating. This shotgun is going to be the new Axtinguisher.

Shovel might be good if used with the goomba shoes for a quick kill.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Slurpee

been waiting for them to come up with the concept for that shovel for like a year now

it just seems so obvious