Quote from: MonsterMunch;1861678[yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname][yourname][/yourname].

Its still funny I swear.

I know right, LOL!

Apple Jacks

Raisin Bran.

Quote from: weenie roast;1861712... you've managed to describe one of my bosses in a single run on sentence. that's how much his personality is lacking. i've been wanting to find the words to sum him up so one day i can rub it in his smug fucking face, and now i have them. i <3 you

Anything to combat this plague one by one, thank you

Dudes who love getting naked in locker rooms. I'm not talking about people who do it, but rather people who love doing it. Like they just walked into their personal sausage fest kingdom where we are the peasants, they are the kings, and their cocks are the divine law.

The worst part? They're always old people. ALWAYS.

Quote from: SchnozzberryClock;1861819Dudes who love getting naked in locker rooms. I'm not talking about people who do it, but rather people who love doing it. Like they just walked into their personal sausage fest kingdom where we are the peasants, they are the kings, and their cocks are the divine law.

The worst part? They're always old people. ALWAYS.

It's almost never old people. Granted, old people do seem to be more comfortable naked, somehow, but the guys that actually flaunt the fact that they're naked are almost without exception the 25-30 year olds that have been obviously working out for quite some time. They take time to put one leg on a bench and ask questions about someone's workout, while their towel (which should be around their waist) is around their neck. I really dislike these people also. Fortunately I'm antisocial enough to not know these people well enough to actually talk to them, but it's really obvious the victims are uncomfortable as hell.

Personally, I hate fat people in general. 90% of them would say they have some sort of disorder that makes them fat, while in reality a fraction really do. Whenever I see a fat person eat in public I just think they should starve themselves for a while until they're thin, it's not that hard. Just eat one thing a day until you're of acceptable weight.

heinekenclock, no wait he gives me reason to be pissed off

People that say thanks after complimenting their car.

I said you had a nice car, I'm not fucking complementing you

Quote from: SchnozzberryClock;1861819Dudes who love getting naked in locker rooms. I'm not talking about people who do it, but rather people who love doing it. Like they just walked into their personal sausage fest kingdom where we are the peasants, they are the kings, and their cocks are the divine law.

The worst part? They're always old people. ALWAYS.

Do you mean people who just don't care? That's a lot different from what you are talking about.

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1861873People that say thanks after complimenting their car.

I said you had a nice car, I'm not fucking complementing you

This doesn't make sense. If you compliment my possessions then you are complimenting my buyer's judgement and my upkeep abilities as well, and so I might thank you.

Quote from: SatelliteClock;1861909This doesn't make sense. If you compliment my possessions then you are complimenting my buyer's judgement and my upkeep abilities as well, and so I might thank you.

OH SHIT I GOT BURNED

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1861914OH SHIT I GOT BURNED

Thank you.

Quote from: wavy gravy;1861938Blue Zombie drives a jalopy

I want that job.

Quote from: AstronautClock;1861430those norwegians

i was going to say that

Quote from: wavy gravy;1861938Blue Zombie drives a jalopy

Naw, i upgraded to a Nuclear vacuum propulsion strawberry Toyota Tercel. It's a little slower than the Jalopy, but it's okay.

Also, the rope was tied by sailors, so it is definitey safe.

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1861994Naw, i upgraded to a Nuclear vacuum propulsion strawberry Toyota Tercel. It's a little slower than the Jalopy, but it's okay.

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1861996Also, the rope was tied by sailors, so it is definitey safe.

ROFLMAO
Hahahah...
I laughed more than i should've

You ever see a person who looks like he's on the Jersey Shore when he's up north?

Quote from: DSLClock;1862019You ever see a person who looks like he's on the Jersey Shore when he's up north?

Too many

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1861944I want that job.

Me too, I'm fifteen, barely in puberty and wearing a F.B.I. Female Body Inspector t-shirt as well.

I have yet to meet a person who pisses me off on sight, I guess I'm pretty easygoing. The other night, while drunkenly wandering around town, I spent about half an hour talking to two thirty-something OGs. An Indonesian would-be dealer and a coked up Moroccan, who started peeing on an ATM about halfway through our conversation. The Indonesian tried to get some cash from me in exchange for a tour of non-existent bars, while the Moroccan became increasingly antagonistic, urging me to feel his bicep and lifting up his shirt in order to show me his fat gut for some reason. All the while I was trying to convince them that that nervous friend of mine was in fact my son. "It's true, I have a beard. Look at my beard, man."

Having typed that out I'm not sure how it's really relevant to this topic, but it's a good story.