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Farted by Lump Clock, March 30, 2012, 04:18:06 PM

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Lump Clock

So the lottery in the US is up to $640 million USD and I thought I'd buy a few tickets and try my luck. Why not? Anyway, wish me luck guys. In this thread you can talk about how crazy or stupid the lottery is or isn't, or how dumb America is. I know how much you Dutch clocks like to make fun of the US of A.

Kombucha


DickTree

My family got tickets too wanna fight

Lump Clock

Quote from: crabclock;1901517My family got tickets too wanna fight

COME AT ME BRO

AstronautClock

Quote from: Lump Clock;1901515Why not?

enjoy throwing away money

l1fty

statistically there is no point in buying more than one ticket

but good luck

Lump Clock

Quote from: AstronautClock;1901521enjoy throwing away money

Quote from: l1fty;1901522statistically there is no point in buying more than one ticket

but good luck

I only bought 5 tickets. It was worth about 5 dollars. Whoopie.

Also, thanks L1fty.

AnkhClock

Quote from: Kombucha;1901516Lods of emone



SoBe Clock

Quote from: Kombucha;1901516Lods of emone

Dosh, grab it while you can, lads.

TelephoneClock


DickTree

the lottery is the only sensible way to get money

patriotclock

if you win donate all of it to the cc. we need a new hq

Lump Clock

Well obviously I didn't win... but it was worth a shot.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

If I won that much money I would buy a nice house, a bunch of music classes and equipment. The size of the house would be as big as needed to have a room to put excercise equipment, two bedrooms, and a music room in, I wouldnt get a giant mansion, fuck that. Then I'd give ten million to my parents so they dont have to work anymore, and I'd just live the rest of my life making music and taking various artistic classes.

Lump Clock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1901600If I won that much money I would buy a nice house, a bunch of music classes and equipment. The size of the house would be as big as needed to have a room to put excercise equipment, two bedrooms, and a music room in, I wouldnt get a giant mansion, fuck that. Then I'd give ten million to my parents so they dont have to work anymore, and I'd just live the rest of my life making music and taking various artistic classes.

I was thinking a lot of all the good I could do with that money, too. Just live a simple and self fulfilling life without ever having to worry about money problems ever again. You know, turn the money a little there, invest a little here, just live a solitary life with my closest loved ones.

SockpuppetClock

if you just went ahead and bought all 176 million possible numbers you'd be guaranteed at least a $300mil profit

Shamrock Clock

If I won the lottery I would pay scientists to develop gold coins that I could swim through so that I could be Scrooge McDuck.
Quote from: BlackmagicEveryone feels bad for you.

SockpuppetClock

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901604If I won the lottery I would pay scientists to develop gold coins that I could swim through so that I could be Scrooge McDuck.

DickTree


pop-tart

I saw on TV years ago where a bunch of investors actually did that..