IM GOD

Suck my dick or vote for me
Boy i blow a lot of weed
Im so high and you can see
That im a motherfuckin G
And all my hos be lovin deez
Nuts

No but for real im the only one whos capable of being mayor sorry guys i mean you can run but dont get pissed when you lose because its inevitable

Greetings fellow clocks,

I would like to announce my candidacy for mayor because - with all due respect to my fellow colleagues - I know myself better than anyone else, and I am the most trustable person I know. Let's face it, I'm doing everybody a favor by running for mayor.

But you already know that I am a straight forward, nice guy who's always available for a heart to heart conversation, so let's move on to the more important matters here - what I will do for you and our community.

I promise the blind to see and the lame to walk, terrorism to be completely phased out by 2016, three wishes to come true for every household, free trips to the moon for pensioners in a magic rocket, no more speed cameras, misery to be phased out and replaced by happiness, free university education, great sex for everyone - even when married, a hundred policemen to solve every crime, special robots to cure cancers - made out of gold, post to be delivered on time, all wars everywhere to end, teleporting device in every house, trains that always turn up and arrive on time, eternal life, river water to be replaced by beer, affordable housing and my most important project - Clockcrew Movie Night

I will team up with DWARFINATORClock and Homer Simpclock and make CC Movie Night a reality. Clocks will be able to submit suggestions and a weekly showcast of the top suggestion will be made where clocks will be able to come together for a movie night.


I don't know what else I can say but vote for l1fty.

Oh and I will stop Kony.

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1901938Suck my dick or i'll suck yours
Boy i blow a lot of dudes
Im so gay you can see
That i'm fabulous
And all my homos love my
Nuts

yes i know that you are a gay butt potato, you dont have to rap about it

the plot thickens

pb will always be the mayor of my heart

I think we can all agree l1ftyclock is a hack. A modest proposal overall, but a Clockcrew movie night? I just can't see that happening. Don't make promises you can't keep L1fty

You guys only want to be mayor because i did first and you guys just want to be more like me but you cant. Peanutbutterclock is the only option for mayor. Suck my dicks. Thats right i have two dicks im the motherfucking mayor your lucky i dont 3 or 4.

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1901942yes i know that you are a gay butt potato, you dont have to rap about it

Okay you have the least chance to win out of everyone so thats all i have to say to that.

One more thing I would like to say is that if elected, I plan to make [yourname][/yourname] my right hand, my brother in arms, my Vice Mayor.

Quote from: l1fty;1901953One more thing I would like to say is that if elected, I plan to make [yourname][/yourname] my right hand, my brother in arms, my Vice Mayor.

[yourname][/yourname] would never support your nazi regime you fascist piece of shit. Vote for peanutbutterclock and ill get everyone a sexy chinese massage lady to give them a massage and a happy ending. But not you mightyboosh all you get is a douche you douche.

Im the best nominee because i dont even have flash i can devote all my time to my mayorial duties.

I invented the clockcrew before strawberry but i deleted the site and burned all the evidence because burt reynolds told me if i didnt do it hed kill me and my family with his foot ninjas.

I propose that in lieu of due democratic process, the mayoral race be determined by Survivor style reality tv, with one candidate being dropped from the ballot every week until it's down to two, who will then be voted in by their former competitors.

The first week's immunity challenged should be awarded to whoever spreads the most outlandish lies about his competitors.

Everyone gets my vote, you cute little creatures, you!

Quote from: CabbageClock;1901969Everyone gets my vote, you cute little creatures, you!

a review from my newest movie

Quotesomewhat interesting... a thing i may ask, that i never got right from ng, is what should be the name for these clock face creatures?....

i heard somewhere towerclock, but it was not the thing... what is the name?...

So in a few days I will end the nomination period. Then do you kids wanna go right into voting. Or do we give it a few days for campaigning and gerrymandering?

give it a week of campaigning

A week of mudslinging would help me decide who to vote for.