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Farted by TequilaClock, October 16, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

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Lump Clock

These little things look like good luck charms of some sort

buttplug

Some guy just randomly added me and begged for my tf2 items.

I looked at his profile and he had like 100 screenshots of his rare items.

TelephoneClock

Quote from: TF2 WikiEquipping the Eliminating The Impossible set will change the Goldfish description to "Think of the", with random characters removed, which is a part of a quote from the 'The Adventure of the Copper Beeches' novel, part of the Sherlock Holmes collection. When combined with the other items added in the June 20, 2012 Patch, the full quote reads "Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser.".

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/June_20,_2012_Patch

VuBawlsClock

wow someone actually called this on SPUF yesterday. they were just joking around too
Fuck Steven Universe

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Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

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I just found my unusual that I had foolishly given away for barely anything :c
http://www.tf2items.com/item/857134015
I hope you're in good hands buddy <3
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

Thor

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1910158I just found my unusual that I had foolishly given away for barely anything :c
http://www.tf2items.com/item/857134015
I hope you're in good hands buddy <3

A SMOKING merryweather? Jesus christ, you could have sold that for an absurdly large amount. I hope you at least got a few buds or a $60 game for that
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VuBawlsClock

Quote from: Thor;1910161A SMOKING merryweather? Jesus christ, you could have sold that for an absurdly large amount. I hope you at least got a few buds or a $60 game for that

from what blob was saying, i think he just got a thanks
Fuck Steven Universe

Thor

Well, I suppose in the grand scheme of things $60 isn't THAT much to blow on a gift to somebody.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

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Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

Thor

Latest news about the viral marketing thing: Crafting two banana peels together creates an error message which contains hex data. This hex data is a random section of a png image file which contains a QR code. Folks are currently collection these banana codes to complete the QR so that it's readable
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

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Quote from: Thor;1910195Latest news about the viral marketing thing: Crafting two banana peels together creates an error message which contains hex data. This hex data is a random section of a png image file which contains a QR code. Folks are currently collection these banana codes to complete the QR so that it's readable

What
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

Thor

Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1910209What

It's pretty complicated, I know.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/ARG

They finished compiling the hex data, completed the QR pngs, and found the images they link to. When combined, they make this

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/68/Saxton_Hale_Hearing_Transcript.jpg

Tomorrow, at 3 pm pacific time, there is supposed to be an update to tf2. The 300th update. It might contain more arg stuff
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

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Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

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Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

TequilaClock


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Quote from: TequilaClock;1910260wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaatttt

http://www.adultswim.com/promos/valve/index.html

hoooooly shit. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

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Mmm Mmmph!
June 22, 2012 - The Pyro

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Oh man, here it comes
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

buttplug

People were saying it's a TF2 cartoon but then some guy on twitter said it isn't so yeah idk

buttplug