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New Xbox revealed, its fucking pathetic

Farted by Thor, May 21, 2013, 12:40:04 PM

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SilverClock

Quote from: RobClock;1950498KI looked good, but everything else was sorta meh. Disappointed the audio didnt roll for that dragon game, it looked interesting.

Unfortunately it's being made by Double Helix instead of Rare. Doesn't really change anything since all the quality people at Rare are already gone and they're only left with the Kinect kiddies they hired. Still, not so sure about the studio that killed Silent Hill making a free to play/pay to win abortion and calling it Killer Instinct.

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Even Microsoft doesn't want you to buy their console.
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buttplug

F2P KI3 is hyper shit, F2P Tekken is ultra shit, only the DoA F2P looks reasonable (still 0 interest in it)

also KI3 is just plain ugly to boot.

Also Skullgirls PC beta comes out in 3 days allegedly

Thor

It didn't really show up much at E3 but I'm looking forward to Dragon Crown. Looks like fun. I have a friend who I played through most of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy with and this looks like it will be even more fun.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Thor

BREAKING SHIT NEWS:


If you do not live in one of the 21 countries where the game launches, you literally CAN NOT USE an Xbox One. For example, if you are in Poleland, you can not use an Xbox One

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124942-Xbox-One-Limited-To-21-Countries-At-Launch


Somebody tweeted Xbox support about this and their response was "wait for the console to be launched in your country!"


Also, note that Israel is not on the list. Microsoft confirmed for jew hating nazi scum


Of all the stupid shit I've seen about the Xbox one, this seriously takes the cake. Less than half the planet can even use the Xbox One even if they're billionaires that live on an internet hub. Hell, it's probably less than 1/3rd of the world can use it since China and India aren't supported. Also, some of the countries it's supporting with Xbox Live it's illegal in! (xbone is illegal in Germany and Mexico)
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

AstronautClock

more important than israel not being on the list is japan not being on the list

VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

RobClock

Quote from: SilverClock;1950730Unfortunately it's being made by Double Helix instead of Rare. Doesn't really change anything since all the quality people at Rare are already gone and they're only left with the Kinect kiddies they hired. Still, not so sure about the studio that killed Silent Hill making a free to play/pay to win abortion and calling it Killer Instinct.

I really just wish they'd kill the studio and sell Banjo and Perfect Dark back to Nintendo or some shit, get Retro Studios on them licenses and make my wet dreams come true.

SilverClock

I wish Nintendo had bought Rare out and then closed it just to keep Microsoft from getting the franchises. Outside of that Conker remake, everything else has been pure garbage. Not to mention Rare has fired or made everyone who was involved with them during N64/Gamecube days leave.
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buttplug

Quote from: RobClock;1950783I really just wish they'd kill the studio and sell Banjo and Perfect Dark back to Nintendo or some shit, get Retro Studios on them licenses and make my wet dreams come true.

Don't sell them. Kill them and fucking bury them.

RobClock

Quote from: Buttplug;1950796Don't sell them. Kill them and fucking bury them.

But..

AMPM

Quote from: SilverClock;1950791I wish Nintendo had bought Rare out and then closed it just to keep Microsoft from getting the franchises. Outside of that Conker remake, everything else has been pure garbage. Not to mention Rare has fired or made everyone who was involved with them during N64/Gamecube days leave.

Rare is not even a thing, it's not even something to worry about or think about, I just think that whole dream is dead.

DWARFINATORclock

PS4 is lookin a lot better than the bone. When I heard you gotta pay to play online for PS4 I gotta admit I chuckled.

SilverClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1950858PS4 is lookin a lot better than the bone. When I heard you gotta pay to play online for PS4 I gotta admit I chuckled.

Yeah, you have to get PSN for online multiplayer, but that's about it. It's about $10 cheaper a yeah than Xbox Live though, and at least they give you free games for joining it. I'm cool with it since by the time PS4 comes around I'll have my Xbox Live membership cancelled.


Some douchenuggets on this forum I go to told me I was just another sheeple for not saying the Xbone was amazing and that it's DRM and online policies are completely fine. I-Is that true?
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buttplug

Honestly in the end the price tag difference will be the thing that kills the xboner

SilverClock

Quote from: Buttplug;1950954Honestly in the end the price tag difference will be the thing that kills the xboner

I pointed all of that out, everything we know, all the stupid shit. They STILL defended it. How can people be so dumb and so loyal to a brand name?
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Thor

At E3, Playstation 4 games ran on actual PS4s (or PS4 dev kits) and Xboner games were run on.... computers with higher specs than the Xbox One

    http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2013/06/14/ps4-games-demoed-on-ps4-dev-kits-says-blow-xbox-one-games-spotted-running-on-pcs-with-nvidia-cards-bodes-ill-for-launch/
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

buttplug


SilverClock

Quote from: Buttplug;1951057They ran on Windows 7 PCs (not 8)

Hah, yep.
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AstronautClock

Quote from: SilverClock;1950937Some douchenuggets on this forum I go to told me I was just another sheeple for not saying the Xbone was amazing and that it's DRM and online policies are completely fine. I-Is that true?

us military forces are not allowed to use xbones so that should tell you enough about how fine it is

Sinister Clock

Turns out if you get banned they take ALL your games, even single player ones.