I never thought I'd do this, but I actually blew out one side of my headphones. Bonus: watching one of my own Flashes.



Let that be a lesson to me.
























To make even more, louder spams.

So the lead singer for Lostprophets just admitted to raping a baby. I don't really know a whole lot about them but god damn that is insane to hear.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1963737So the lead singer for Lostprophets just admitted to raping a baby. I don't really know a whole lot about them but god damn that is insane to hear.

WAT

I used to listen to them when I was 14 wtf

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1963737So the lead singer for Lostprophets just admitted to raping a baby. I don't really know a whole lot about them but god damn that is insane to hear.

Holy shit, seriously.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ian-watkins-lostprophets-pleads-guilty-660435

At this point Dahvie Vanity really needs to step up his game if he wants to maintain his title of "worst human being to ever wear shitty emo hair". Sure he's still a rapist, but is he a baby rapist?

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I've had "A Siberian Film" on my hard drive for like 4 months now, is it actually good or just shocking to be shocking?

Sorting through my research for one of my papers. Pulling out quotes to use or paraphrase. This one looks good.

Quoteââ,¬Â¦thereââ,¬â,,¢s no one to root for: though Bale and Jackman never entirely lose our sympathy, their characters are monsters whose sole redemption comes in the revelation that each is willing to inflict grievous harm upon himself to achieve the illusion he needs for his act. Angier and Borden double each other, and are surrounded by doubles (two ingeneurs, two suspended wives, two onstage shadows); when, as in the assistant Olivia or Borden's angelic daughter Jess (Samantha Mahurin), no actual double is available, they share - at the expense of tearing the third party in two (sawing a woman in half may not be part of their stage acts, but they habitually practise the stunt in private). The sole unique individual is the real life inventor Nikola Tesla (a brilliantly cast, near unrecognisable David Bowie). As the ingeneur, Caine even doppelgangs his Batman Returns role as Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred, stalwartly supportive of his master Angier but trying in vain to keep him grounded in sanity.

Wait... wait a minute...

Quote...Caine even doppelgangs his Batman Returns role as Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred...

I guess the real questions ends up being: will my professor even notice?

Student email:

QuoteI hate writing you emails because it's usually when I'm drunk and I know you're judging them.

:saywhat:

Quote from: Buttplug;1963742I've had "A Siberian Film" on my hard drive for like 4 months now, is it actually good or just shocking to be shocking?

kind of both? it's shocking to be shocking, because the creators are a bunch of pissed off Serbian dudes distilling cinematic nihilism as a cry against injustice.

it's substantive as an allegory (alleGORY lol) on the horrors of life as experienced in the Republic of Serbia.
the bleak, violent, Eastern European answer to Death of a Salesman?

they didn't set out to top out lists of gore porn, the violence is a consequence of their message. it's also a miserable, hateful spectacle that wallows in its own filth.
but is it a good movie? eh.


there's an element of our culture that lionizes depravity. we've heard of A Serbian Film for the same reason we've heard of Martyrs, Carriers, Guinea Pig, Faces of Death, I Spit on Your Grave, Cannibal Holocaust, Ichi the Killer, Salo, Saw, Hostel, Sawstel, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I can argue for the merits of all of those flicks, but the people who can't shut up about them aren't going to be talking up Waste Land or Du levande or Hukkle any time soon, because they're not really in it for the art. and I'm sure I could rightly be called pretentious for saying that, but is that any more pretentious than pretending to appreciate the cultural relevancy of film when you're actually just in it for the cool points and horror porn? the meat of A Serbian Film's appeal is the omg it's so horrible I couldn't even watch the whole thing/haha you pussy/dude I heard they weren't sure if somebody actually died in making this factor, bottom line.

artistically preferable parades of human misery: Grave of the Fireflies, Irreversible, Straw Dogs, Nobody Knows, Dancer in the Dark, Boys Don't Cry, 4 Little Girls, The Sweet Hereafter, Happiness, When the Wind Blows, Requiem For a Dream, Cidade de Deus, Last Train Home, Schindler's List, Rugrats in Paris, 102 Dalmatians, Virgin Spring.

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Yep, pretty horrific.

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Yep, pretty horrific.

I've never seen this before but I laughed way more than I probably should have

Quote from: Slurpee;1963749I've never seen this before but I laughed way more than I probably should have

Me too, but only because when I read your post I wondered if it was a real thing so I looked it up and this came up. Not at all what I was expecting. Not at all.

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:saywhat:

He's honest. I respect that guy.

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I guess the real questions ends up being: will my professor even notice?

That's what brackets are for:

Quote...Caine even doppelgangs his Batman Returns [author's note: the writer of this review is an ignorant cumgobbling cockhole] role as Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred...

Your professor will be cool with that.

As a side note, did The Prestige come out before or after Batman Begins? I can't remember.

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Your professor will be cool with that.

As a side note, did The Prestige come out before or after Batman Begins? I can't remember.

Yeah, I may not even use it, but I'll annotate it if I do. Maybe. And The Prestige came out between Begins and Dark Knight.

Quote from: Slurpee;1963747there's an element of our culture that lionizes depravity. we've heard of A Serbian Film for the same reason we've heard of Martyrs, Carriers, Guinea Pig, Faces of Death, I Spit on Your Grave, Cannibal Holocaust, Ichi the Killer, Salo, Saw, Hostel, Sawstel, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I only read the original comic but Ichi The Killer was actually really good IMO.

Eggs and ice cream break is over. Back to writing.

speaking of Dark Knight I made this just for you and you didn't even say anything you ungrateful jerkpants

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d27b0950b49b91e35def6648dd20ba80