We're sorry. All customer service clocks are busy right now. Please stay on the line as your call is very fucking important to us. *Hold muzak*

I think 500 Days of Summer and 50 First Dates are the same movie

Quote from: Slurpee;1966512

you can not kill the clock crew

gee, i hope so.
we should get more new members in.

 recruitment event, anyone?

also, slurpee, is your avatar from gorrila's? it looks cool.

Quote from: pop-tart;1966515ALL YOUR DRAMA IS IRRELEVANT
IN THE EYE OF THE CRISES
YOUR STAFF IS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM

BIG BROTHER LOVES YOU.

Quote from: NintendoClock;1966517I fucking hate this place.

if you are joking, haha, good one.
if you seriously hate this place, then joke's on you sir.
i'm looking at you with contempt and disbelief right now.

I AM. RIGHT-NOW.

There was this time when Frogbag pissed me off.  Can't remember much about it.

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1966511so, everything, from your horrible attitude to people, the drama threads/posts, up to your dark reign of 2009-2011, was a plan to ''save'' the clock crew and spark activity?

.....

yeah riiiiight. :/

things like this have indeed sparked activity in the past, but in our current state, that would only kill our already small userbase.

nothing was planned. if you think anything i ever did here was planned beyond "this seems like a good idea" and doing it immediately, you're giving me too much credit.

im not saying every single thing i ever did was done in the interest of sparking of activity, because there was definitely a lot of animosity between myself and other members. i am saying that none was done out of spite, anger, or maliciousness on my part. and for a time, it did work. the most activity this forum has seen in the last 7-8 years was the month after i was de-adminned. second most activity was probably the anime bans. thats including clock days and other events.

do i think we lost members because of the drama i caused? absolutely. do i think we retained members because of the drama i caused? youre god damn right.

i do disagree with your description of my term as head admin as being a "dark reign" when dwarf and myself modelled our entire approach to running the forum the way grapes did in 2002, while being considerably more relaxed in our ban philosophy. the way we were raised as clocks, the way we were mentored and taught through embarrassment by senior clocks, it was a completely different culture. one that we tried to reinstate. bring back the 2002 attitude, bring back the 2002 community. that was our goal. obviously we weren't successful, but i still stand by our approach and our attempt to rebuild the culture that gave us the best years, the best movies, and the best people. whether you want to believe it or not, i spent 11 years of my life in this community, and i cared about it. i really did. i dont think anyone can be a part of something for 11 years and not care about it. whether you want to believe it or not, i always did what i thought was right for the community.

concerning your final comment, yes. thats why i left. it wasn't working anymore. i couldnt contribute to the community the way i thought i needed to anymore. it was 11 years of my life, a lot of good and bad, but a lot of memorable moments nonetheless.

i do feel like i need to add one final note: since im sure some of you are thinking "that clamclock is up to something", there is no ulterior motive to this post. im not trying to come back, or win trust, or anything else. this is essentially a final statement to a huge part of my life thats now over. i would like to leave knowing that my actions are understood, and hopefully that my legacy isnt "that one asshole" but i know that having accepted my role long ago, and making the choices i did to create the culture that i thought the community needed to have, it may not be possible.


and thats about it. i may stop in from time to time in the future, and if anyone wants to get in contact with me, irc is your best bet.


ok cya~

remmeber Jason Voorhees they said was dead but he just kept comin back

im not reading that fuckin ribspost jesus christ clam

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1967307im not reading that fuckin ribspost jesus christ clam

I read it

clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3

Quote from: Slurpee;1967309I read it

clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3

what the hell are you talking about. Clam is definitely Louis XVI

Quote from: Slurpee;1967309I read it

clam clock is like Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3

That... actually seems pretty apt.

For being one of the biggest clock fights initially, I actually felt like I got along pretty well with tri by the time he came into power.

you were a good admin clam but the clockcrew wasnt

I'm shocked that no ones confessed that they're jealous they're not in Ivy League brotherhood

Quote from: IronClock;1967343This is like someone being jealous they don't take the short bus to school

Ok, now I have to know what it is. Who's in it?

Quote from: Losperman;1967345Ok, now I have to know what it is. Who's in it?

Ivy League Brotherhood is one of secret clock societies seeking to pull the strings on how the CC is run, including testing might, and bringing about the end of anime as we know it. membership is suspected to include clam, patriot, snapple, dmitry medvedev, dwarfinator, and the 1976 Philadelphia flyers.

they are opposed by the Illanimati, who like anime,

who was it that coined the term ivy league brotherhood again?? i remember it was someone who was super pissed at clam/dwarf staff reign

i wanna say nintendo....

Quote from: Slurpee;1967351Ivy League Brotherhood is one of secret clock societies seeking to pull the strings on how the CC is run, including testing might, and bringing about the end of anime as we know it. membership is suspected to include clam, patriot, snapple, dmitry medvedev, dwarfinator, and the 1976 Philadelphia flyers.

they are opposed by the Illanimati, who like anime,

They've gotten to him. Slurpee has been forcibly silenced.

RIP Slurpee

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1967352who was it that coined the term ivy league brotherhood again?? i remember it was someone who was super pissed at clam/dwarf staff reign

i wanna say nintendo....

tequilla was raging on his twitter iirc

yes it was tequila hahaha