NG store's closing. Big whoop.












wait, what's this? THE PENICORN PLUSHIE IS $5?! WHAT'S MY PAYPAL PASSWORD

Quote from: Topcatyo;1968267The Bible says a lot of stuff that homophobic Christians seem to ignore that stuff. In the link all the more interesting ones come after 30, including:

48.   Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)

Which means that if a place of business finds it against the Bible for people to be gay, they should also find it against the Bible to not be paying their workers money every single night, and those places better never be open on Sundays.

picking and choosing the religion

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1968275NG store's closing. Big whoop.

Sounds like a sales scheme to me:
NG Store is closing! Buy all this shit before it's gone!

Time passes

NG Store back by popular demand! Get some all new shit!

Well then you can pay full price for your unicorn with a dick for a horn

Quote from: RenegadeClock;1968282Sounds like a sales scheme to me:
NG Store is closing! Buy all this shit before it's gone!

Time passes

NG Store back by popular demand! Get some all new shit!

If it meant they actually restocked the fucking black logo T, then i'd be down.


In either case, i bought some Penicorns to give to friends, and a poster for myself.

Twitch Plays Polybius isn't quite as fun to watch

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The second-to-last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...

"Come in, it's open."

Quote from: RobClock;1968294If it meant they actually restocked the fucking black logo T, then i'd be down.


In either case, i bought some Penicorns to give to friends, and a poster for myself.

hmmm speaking of which, why the heck they didnt add the clock-shirt on the NG store?
i would totally buy that.

it seems they stopped selling this at NG.

slightly dissapointed by you, NG!

also, something awesome for an idea: SBC plushies, just saying an idea.

i hope the NG will survive the expenses.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1968306[u2]o2Q6AwrGUkQ[/u2]

more like second best line

I Watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 and I kept thinking the strawberry was sbc.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1968310The second-to-last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...

"Come in, it's open."

good one, whats the first shortest science-fiction joke?

of all the things I could find funniest about this image (nsfw), why is it the amount of weight he's lifting

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Behind every awful, dangerous decision lurks one evil beast: the Cool.

From politics to the personal, from fashion to food, from the campus to the locker room, the desire to be cool has infected all aspects of our lives. At its most harmless, it is annoying. At its worst, it is deadly, on a massive scale. The Cool are the termites of life, infiltrating every nook and cranny and destroying it from within. The Cool report the news, write the scripts, teach our children, run our governmentââ,¬â€and each day they pass judgment on those who donââ,¬â,,¢t worship at the altar of their coolness. The cool fawn over terrorists, mock the military, and denigrate employers. They are, in short, awful people.

From what we wear and what we eat, to what we smoke and who we poke, pop culture is crafted and manipulated by the cool and, to Greg Gutfeld, that's Not Cool.

How do the cool enslave you? By convincing you that:
- If you don't agree with them no one will like you.
- If you don't follow them you will miss out on life.
- If you don't listen to them you will die a lonely loser

How do you vanquish the cool and discover your own true self? Read this book.

In Not Cool, Greg Gutfeld, bestselling author of The Joy Of Hate, lays out the battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool--building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please. Not Cool fights back against the culture of phonies, elitists, and creeps who want your soul. Itââ,¬â,,¢s not a book, itââ,¬â,,¢s a weaponââ,¬â€and one should be armed with it at all times.

Quote from: VCRClock;1968330of all the things I could find funniest about this image (nsfw), why is it the amount of weight he's lifting

i agree, but now i have to bathe my eyes, dear god why

Quote from: AnkhClock;1968334Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

How do you vanquish the cool and discover your own true self? Read this book.

In Not Cool, Greg Gutfeld, bestselling author of The Joy Of Hate, lays out the battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool--building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please. Not Cool fights back against the culture of phonies, elitists, and creeps who want your soul. Itââ,¬â,,¢s not a book, itââ,¬â,,¢s a weaponââ,¬â€and one should be armed with it at all times.

...cool post.

lol jk

but seriously, we should really be honest and good as a society if we want to be proud of ourselves.

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1968336...cool post.

lol jk

but seriously, we should really be honest and good as a society if we want to be proud of ourselves.

But you're the coolest person here, no offense.

You know when you have a moment of clarity, and you remember what kind of person you used to be? The mistakes you made, the foolishness that once inhabited you, now errant, drifting in the breeze?

Turns out it's all bullshit. You're the same idiot you always were.

My name is Jellyclock and I never stopped being a 15 year old terrible flash animator.

Hello JellyClock, is this your first time at CC Anonymous?