Today I walked into the men's room at work and the lights were out (we conserve energy).  I turned them on and walked back to the urinal.  I couldn't help but notice a stall door closed and feet under it.  I'm not sure how long this guy was in there, but the lights were definitely off when I walked in.  I'm not sure if it was his choice or if someone had used the restroom while he was in there and ignorantly (or intentionally) killed the lights when they walked out.  Something about pooping in the dark reminds me of Bruce Springsteen.

This had to be shared.

I get up in the evening
and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just pooping in the dark

Quote from: IronClock;1976019Why didn't this end with you plowing him

I finished my business and went to the sink to wash my hands.  I dried off and walked out the door leaving the lights on.  As the door closed I heard cries of agony and heard him curse his god.  The door ever so slowly came to a complete rest, fully shut and his screams were but a mere whisper in the wind.  He was alone, destined to suffer in the fluorescent glow, but nobody would ever hear him.  Nobody knows if he is alive today.  Some say that if you walk by the men's room when the lighting is proper, you can still here his wailing echo off tile walls.  However, no man dares to enter and prays every time they walk past that his tormented soul may rest in peace.

Is that a better ending?

well, to be frank, yes, its a better ending.

but i hope that he is well.

WHY would someone poop in the dark?
is he...still alive?

and for a moment, i was expecting you to post some creepypasta about the soul of the deal clerk who pooped in the dark without the lights on, and how he haunts this bathroom stall, but i guess your story was good as well.

also what does shit has to do with bruce spring-OHHH right, i get it. ok, man.

Quote from: Slurpee;1976020I get up in the evening
and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just pooping in the dark

lol didnt expect that ending

this bun's for hire

I work at a grocery store and countless times I walk in on the guy who gets the carts from the parking lot in many various arguments and conversations with 'himself' about certain subjects, while in the stall. His latest one today was about how Alex Trebek has been hosting Jeopardy for 20 years.

Quote from: MelloYelloClock;1976028I work at a grocery store and countless times I walk in on the guy who gets the carts from the parking lot in many various arguments and conversations with 'himself' about certain subjects, while in the stall. His latest one today was about how Alex Trebek has been hosting Jeopardy for 20 years.

Give that man a raise

Quote from: MelloYelloClock;1976028I work at a grocery store and countless times I walk in on the guy who gets the carts from the parking lot in many various arguments and conversations with 'himself' about certain subjects, while in the stall. His latest one today was about how Alex Trebek has been hosting Jeopardy for 20 years.

that man sounds amazing.

he is more awesome than soup-clocks ''poops in the dark'' co-worker, but thats ok.

those 2 can make an excellent sitcom cast.

dark poop, and poop-phillosopher.
they poop, and they fight crime!

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1976074he is more awesome than soup-clock

I should stab your dick.