It's already dead.

clock crew: *97 years old, lying in hospital bed covered in tubes, ivs, and monitoring equipment* "i... am still... emporer!!!"

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Shut your TRASHY mouth you stupid BOOTMONGLER, she's just taking a nap, goddamn.

I was fixing my morning coffee when I unintentionally tapped the edge of the cup while removing the spoon. It made a sound identical in tone to the notification on Facebook messenger. My ladyfriend quickly checks her phone with a confused look on her face.

So I'm now sitting here hitting the cup every minute or so... and she still thinks it's her phone. This is a person studying to be a nurse. How fkkn scary is that?

This is what I'm doing right now instead of working on my Clock Day movie.

If you're ever worried your coffee is too good, mix some Tang into it

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1982533If you're ever worried your coffee is too good, mix some Tang into it

Quote from: Slurpee;1982521clock crew: *97 years old, lying in hospital bed covered in tubes, ivs, and monitoring equipment* "i... am still... emporer!!!"

Quote from: pop-tart;1982532I was fixing my morning coffee when I unintentionally tapped the edge of the cup while removing the spoon. It made a sound identical in tone to the notification on Facebook messenger. My ladyfriend quickly checks her phone with a confused look on her face.

So I'm now sitting here hitting the cup every minute or so... and she still thinks it's her phone. This is a person studying to be a nurse. How fkkn scary is that?

This is what I'm doing right now instead of working on my Clock Day movie.

wow.

sadly, i have met people with such mental capacity, and most of them either study to be doctors, lawyers, chemists and/or something very important for our health/safety/industry....

remind me to avoid your gf's hospital in case im bleeding!

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1982543

yooooooooooooooo that is cool
I love that movie

But little did RubberDildo know, that the DNA of Clock Crew had been successfully mapped and rebuilt by a deranged mad scientist, and that the Child of Strawberry project was a complete success...

Quote from: AstronautClock;1982655yooooooooooooooo that is cool
I love that movie

from what movie is this from?

I believe it's The Ebony Gem.

We aint dead

Quote from: Yomuchan on June 23, 2015, 10:04:06 AM
But little did RubberDildo know, that the DNA of Clock Crew had been successfully mapped and rebuilt by a deranged mad scientist, and that the Child of Strawberry project was a complete success...

STANDING ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

we're still alive