Quote from: PatriotClock on July 10, 2016, 09:35:00 PM
fucking Lapras on my couch

same

my shit's have gotten considerably longer now that we have a newspaper subscription, speaking of crosswords

i really like solving crosswords irl.

they are very awesome+relaxing.

I don't want to sound like the chorus of haters that have been attacking it, but I do think it was a really weird choice to make the new Ghostbusters movie about a Halloween mask company using pieces of stonehenge to melt children's heads into worms and insects

Quote from: Slurpee on July 12, 2016, 07:25:23 PMmovie about a Halloween mask company using pieces of stonehenge

lol

silver shamrock

don't you hate it when you turn off automatic updates btu shit still updates and now my fucking frogdoubler isn't working

Quote from: Slurpee on July 12, 2016, 07:25:23 PM
movie about a Halloween mask company using pieces of stonehenge to melt children's heads into worms and insects

dear god, thats awful.

and they didnt even show bill murray, ernie hudson, or dan akroyd long enough. (also R.I.P harold ramis, he was awesome)

they should've at least shown the original ghostbusters busting some ghosts, and beilg, cool, old and tired of all these things, and just about they are aready to give up, the ladies show up save the day, and the (old)heroes find a new team of ''deciples'', and they will ''pass the torch'' on them, as they will become the ''new ghostbusters''.

tl;tr

i would like to see more of  bill murray, ernie hudson, and dan akroyd in the movie, i would like to see a cameo of rick moranis (and a better role for sigourney weaver), and i would like to see a tribute to harold ramis.
''dr egon spengler was a great ghostbuster!''

what a disgrace, producers dont respect the old classics anymore

I got a speeding ticket today. My first offense. I was doing 125km/h in a 100 zone. $270, and I lose my license for a week.

My insurance is already $220 a month, now I'm going to lose the cut I received for my defensive driving course and it's just going to go up in general.

I'm angry beyond the point that words can convey. Wish I was dead.

Oh and my PREGNANT sister-in-law arrives here tonight with my 3 year old niece so my house is going to be home to a bunch of fucking babies for the next two months straight.



Did i mention that i would rather be dead?

Somebody please kill me, it's all I'm asking.

build a bicycle out of babies

condolences.

I'm productive about 15% of my time at work. Mostly i browse the web, play games, just hang around basically.
The other day they gave me a 650,- euro a month raise (so 7,8k a year on top of my regular salary)  and told me i need to take some more days off because i've been working so hard and i should be careful not to get a burn out.

I'm still not sure i'm not being pranked.

Did anyone ever answer my fucking question as to whether or not there was a mayo clock

Quote from: DumpsterClock on July 14, 2016, 02:51:18 PM
Did anyone ever answer my fucking question as to whether or not there was a mayo clock

i did. there is no ''mayo clock'' in the CC database, and i only found this ''mayo clock'' in NG....
http://mayoclock.newgrounds.com/

i've also tried looking for a ''mayonnaise clock'' as well, but i've got no results.

it seems that the name is up for grabs.
and its a sweet clock-name, if you ask me....

PS: while searching for a mayonnaise-clock on NG's archives, i found THIS hillarious thread:
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/561994/2

and THIS cool movie, starring cinco-de-mayo-clock. yep, we dont have a mayo-clock, but we DO have a cinco-de-mayo-clock.
go figure. 

The Lucky Charms mascot doesn't have an Irish accent anymore. I'm not bothered by this as such but I can feel my reference humor getting more dated and avuncular with the inexorable passage of time.

Well shit, and here I just assumed everything'd been going great for you since you gave me such a great gift


(Clickable due to size. They're gross, but it's the thought that counts)




AND yeah, my sister was just here for maybe six months. She moved to Texas, husband tried to kill her and run off with the kids, so she came back. Usual story of this sort of thing. BASICALLY I just went to my room as soon as I got home and locked the door. I became rare and suddenly it was a treat to even see me. It's a consolation, but at the risk of not helping SHE JUST MOVED OUT TWO WEEKS AGO WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

fuck do you mean there are no new posts

I was offline for a whole day