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Slurpee

woah
I cancelled my amazon prime membership because I'm broke out of solidarity with my friend phantomcatclock, why not, and they said I could cancel when the payment is due or I can cancel now and get 108 dollar refund? fucking, yes, please

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 10, 2017, 08:22:02 PM

holy shit, I need to go through Leek's gallery
I'm a 28 year old man and I still view leekclock at about age 18 as a cool older brother

[u2]Lmql0EqeiLo[/u2]

PhantomCatClock


VCRClock

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

BilliardBall10

Quote from: VCRClock on January 13, 2017, 08:06:51 PM
That alone could drive a sane man bizzerk.

im afraid its berzerk.

fo shizzle!  :cool:

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

PhantomCatClock

berserk but you got the jizzoke so you are still a golden god

Slurpee

we're seeing something we ain't never seen before kid

miracle fruit


Slurpee

I was wearing this t-shirt today

I still can't remember how I ended up with it, but it's a cool shirt, right? there's something totemic about an animal known to play dead, with the cartoon shorthand for being dead, plus a halo over its head, but it's got a big toothy grin and like the whole thing is stylized and inverted? it says, "I'm human vermin, but in a cool and mischievous way, going to heaven upsidedown"
so yeah I got stopped by a guy who was like "couldn't help notice your shirt!" and normally that conversation goes "haha yeah I just like graphic tees with demons or robots or whatever on them, sorry that whichever one I'm wearing today drew your attention, curious grandmother. not to worry, as you can probably tell from how cute I am, I'm mostly harmless" but instead he was like "were you at the con this year?" and I was like "oh uh no I was uh busy?" not wanting to let on that I had no clue what he was talking about. it was furcon lmao this is a furry t shirt haha whoops. 👍
that said, I looked at the manufacturer's website and I also think this one is pretty cool:

if you would like your own cool t shirt that will apparently demarcate you as a furry to strangers, you can buy these and many more designs at hyena-agenda.com

zl

how is that furry it's just an animal

they don't own all the animals NOT YET

PhantomCatClock

"hello yes i know my company whose customer service contradicted amazon policy is sorta kinda the reason you stopped using amazon for a while but here's a full refund on your entire order that you haven't actually sent back, I CAN'T ASK YOU TO DELETE YOUR REVIEW but please delete your review"











































'aight'

PhantomCatClock

This was out of nowhere, the last communication was them telling me to get lost ≈four weeks ago


And I dunno how much I'd trust that fedora. I have a shirt with a piñata in a gimp mask holding a leather riding crop and saying "hit me" and had a similar, but less outright and more embarrassed, response to it. I got it from like teerepublic or redbubble or something.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: Slurpee on January 18, 2017, 05:31:42 AM
I was wearing this t-shirt today
[cool opossum t-shirt]
I still can't remember how I ended up with it, but it's a cool shirt, right? there's something totemic about an animal known to play dead, with the cartoon shorthand for being dead, plus a halo over its head, but it's got a big toothy grin and like the whole thing is stylized and inverted? it says, "I'm human vermin, but in a cool and mischievous way, going to heaven upsidedown"

so yeah I got stopped by a guy who was like "couldn't help notice your shirt!" and normally that conversation goes "haha yeah I just like graphic tees with demons or whatever on them, sorry that it drew your attention, curious grandmother. not to worry, as you can probably tell from how cute I am, I'm mostly harmless" but instead he was like "were you at the con this year?" and I was like "oh uh no I was uh busy?" not wanting to let on that I had no clue what he was talking about. it was furcon lmao this is a furry t shirt haha whoops.
that said, I looked at the manufacturer's website and I also think this one is pretty cool:
[cool wolf t-shirt. wow, thats one big bone there!]
if you would like your own cool t shirt that will apparently demarcate you as a furry to strangers, you can buy these and many more designs at hyena-agenda.com

cool T-shirts!

the opossum one is really cool,i like it.

its true, liking a cool animal-themed t-shirt doesnt make one a furry, and its strange to think that anyone wearing animal-themed t-shirts/animal prints(whoever) to be  a furry.

but i can see why the dude got confused. there are many furries out there today.
and those fur cons must be scary. i've seen some youtube vids, and it seems awkward.

other than that, i might get a opossum t-shirt, it seems awesome, and opossums are so cool and funny critters.
(esp with their ''playing dead'' act. so cool!)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

GreyClock

My dad bought a bunch of useless stuff online, like erasers or combs or some other inane items like that covert furry shirt, for a grand total of twenty bucks a year or so ago. As it turned out some weird tax wasn't added correctly so he paid about six cents too little, although that was unclear at first. So the company was like "You haven't paid" & "You still haven't paid" & "You'll hear from a collection agency (or two, why not two?)" and my dad was like "Fuck off, I did pay, here's proof" and they were like "Nuh uh" all the while the claim ballooned to about 1500 dollars. People came to his house, threatened to repossess his car (which was funny because he owns that thing free and clear) and they apparently went to court and successfully laid claim to his income. My dad wrote a strongly worded letter about how he'd raise hell and alert the media and they were like "We looked into it and whoops our bad here's your money back including the original twenty bucks" (free paper weights or whatever covert furry shirt wow!). One wonders a) how much those six cents ended up costing that company and its subsidiaries in man-hours, administration, travel expenses, court costs &c. &c. and b) how twisted & tangled and plain stupid the underlying bureaucratic system must be that allowed for this situation to escalate to such a hilarious degree, before the error was finally identified and rectified.

zl


PhantomCatClock

Then again, that store's ABOUT US page says they made their own furry convention.


It took a lot of prodding (WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?! Actually, don't answer that) but I found the artist to the second one with the skull chewing a bone (but the first one with the possum isn't in her deviantArt). She runs the store and is apparently one of the most important furries alive.

Quote from: Wikifur
Aardy, also known as HerrAardy and formerly known as Aardfox (born 1986), is an artist. She lives in Phoenix, Arizona, U.S.A, and is mated to Ghouly. She works at Bad Dragon as production manager.



Be proud of your shirt, Slurpee

Slurpee

im proud as a peacock! right, my baloney?

Slurpee

haha "mated"

when there's enough of you you can just use your own words for things, just ask my gralfmar

PhantomCatClock


Slurpee

after further review... ruling on the field stands, it's a cool shirt, dildo factory's ball