Quote from: GreyClock on April 11, 2017, 08:15:18 PM
If he's still alive, does he himself remember?

I sometimes wonder how many of the significant people from my past are dead; especially the school teachers. Many of them were already pushing retirement age when I knew them. God I hope they are fucking dead.

Quote from: RenegadeClock on April 12, 2017, 10:49:42 AM

Quote from: GreyClock on April 11, 2017, 08:15:18 PM
If he's still alive, does he himself remember?

I sometimes wonder how many of the significant people from my past are dead; especially the school teachers. Many of them were already pushing retirement age when I knew them. God I hope they are fucking dead.

Haha yeah. Or how many dead people there are on like Facebook or Twitter or whatever. Hell, maybe some Clocks are dead. Krak probably went postal at some point.

While we're (somewhat) on the subject: this thread was started by Loserman on November 1st 2005? That's some sort of glitch or something right? Like we went through the various websites (cc./.co.uk/.net/whatever) and corresponding databases, that was all before 2005? My first post in here was on page three, in 2000 and 5? Fuck off. I'm a little buzzed and this is kind of freaking me out right now.

I'm currently petting an old cat that wasn't even born when I first posted in this thread?

I think the dates and stuff are correct, just it's all been 1:1 imported and whatnot. I know my "USER SINCE JUL 2014 or 2013 or whatever" thing is accurate, and THIS site was made in like 2016. How many websites has this eternal forum outlived?

to my understanding it was all ported directly over from incarnation to incarnation of .net -> .cc -> .net, although i do remember a point on .cc where profiles were getting edited people's actual sign-up dates. On the other hand that might have been people who signed up on .co.uk or some other previous site.

^^^ at some point when I was admin I updated mine to my registration date from .cc, since I still had the registration e-mail, and offered to do it for other people

but yeah the forum itself has roots going back to the leekclock version of .net from 2005

at some point we trimmed the threads from before 2008, except for the goldmine and the the grid. I'm pretty sure this one survived because it had been posted in recently

How many good threads went down in two thousand geight

I was going for a -gate suffix pun but it was probably no controversy at all aside from the usual clock crew complaining so nevermind


remove all puns from before 2008

I'm still annoyed that we lost the old shark farming thread. that wasn't part of the 2008 thing though, we lost the goldmine and everything else at some point earlier.

Recreate it from memory and include and pictures by using a crayon brush in photoshop

sounds irresponsible to post something so wholly inaccurate? The longer you wait to do it, the less accurate your memory will be.

Quote from: HalliburtonmanClock on April 13, 2017, 08:19:01 AM
I'm still annoyed that we lost the old shark farming thread. that wasn't part of the 2008 thing though, we lost the goldmine and everything else at some point earlier.

did this happen because clam & the gang were admins and decided nothing was funny anymore, or does that just sound incredibly plausible?

nah this was somewhere around 2005 or 2006 I think

sweet bro and hella jeff game exclusive beta

how do you fall asleep with the looping DVD menu so loud I can hear it on the other side of the house? how are your dreams not interrupted by the unnatural sensory madness of 30 seconds of music repeating endlessly?

while also listening to a podcast?

this kid... is inhuman!!

and quietly turning the DVD down and walking away wakes you up! what hath god wrought

sorry I'm subtweeting here because they follow me on social media

@slurpeeclock's last tweet was "FUCKING FAGITS HIPOCRATS SLEP THRU A YTMND BUT WAKE WHEN BUTIFUL MAN TIPTEO AWAY" dated an hour ago but that must've been from something else