2069 time capsule thread, do not read anything in this thread for 49 years

fuck you

im actually bisexual but i just pretend to be straight

I hope by 2069 you decided to stop being such a lazy, good for nothing, internet addicted, video game addicted, soda addicted, fart sniffing faggot.

(THIS IS FOR MY EYES ONLY, DONT READ.)

By that time we'll all be 69ing the devil in hell, and he's a biter that one.

Let's hope they haven't found the body by then.