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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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VCRClock

this song was a pretty big cc fad when the video dropped

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<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

wait is pi in trochaic tetrameter if you rotate the stress on the sixes and nines?

THREE point ONE four ONE five NINE two
SIX five THREE five EIGHT nine SEVen nine (dangling catalectic)
THREE two THREE eight FOUR six TWO six
FOUR THREE (irregular foot) THREE eight THREE two SEVen nine
FIVE oh TWO eight eight nope

okay no, the eights are all fucked up, pi is not in trochaic tetrameter
false alarm everyone

Slurpee

Quote from: VCRClock on July 08, 2020, 02:30:15 AM
this song was a pretty big cc fad when the video dropped

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I 'member

PhantomCatClock

god's sake stop talking about pi that's been the entire page



hey there are six nines in a row around digit 700 or so so one thing FUNNY NERDS proposed was to get there, say "nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, and so on—" because it is correct but it makes it sound like it's just nines from then on that's some pi humor for you

some more pi humor is that the mnemonic poems are called pi-ems. this one is not as funny but i like pi-rtmanteaus

PhantomCatClock

there's another one but i can't remember it because it's part of a word i don't actually know

Slurpee

completely forgot about this part of watchmen




PhantomCatClock

the AppleWatchmen

VCRClock

at first I thought I didn't get the reference, then I got it without Googling and I can now say with confidence, "haha"
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

GreyClock

i still don't get it

Slurpee

Quote from: GreyClock on July 09, 2020, 12:29:38 PM
i still don't get it
it's the Superjail intro

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RobClock


GreyClock

never heard of it, not once

RobClock

not sure how much anyone would care but Neil Young recently released 'Homegrown' a hither to now unpublished album from his heyday of the mid 70s
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pretty fucking excellent, and after the relative disappointment of last year's Colorado, a great reminder of the masterclass musician Young absolutely is.

PhantomCatClock

do people who get turned on by latex stuff get super horny when they're wearing a smelly freddy krueger mask on halloween because it smells like sweaty latex too

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 09, 2020, 07:31:44 PM
do people who get turned on by latex stuff get super horny when they're wearing a smelly freddy krueger mask on halloween because it smells like sweaty latex too
I'm gonna say probably not, but it might momentarily confuse their brain when they're first getting into it

several times when I was younger I'd smell something that my brain associated with sex because of how my first time went, and it would just turn out to be a frenchman or a boat

Slurpee

Quote from: Slurpee on July 09, 2020, 08:49:04 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 09, 2020, 07:31:44 PM
do people who get turned on by latex stuff get super horny when they're wearing a smelly freddy krueger mask on halloween because it smells like sweaty latex too
I'm gonna say probably not, but it might momentarily confuse their brain when they're first getting into it

several times when I was younger I'd smell something that my brain associated with sex because of how my first time went, and it would just turn out to be a frenchman or a boat
darker version of this joke that I didn't want to post:
several times when I was younger I'd smell something that my brain associated with sex because of how my first time went, and it would just turn out to be nylon rope or somebody who wore the same cologne as the bad man

lazier version of this joke I didn't finish:
something about boning your mom and getting confused by the smell of fat whores?

PhantomCatClock

yeah that used to happen to me every time i'd accidentally step on a meat bee nest and get stung hundreds of times so that's why i asked

VCRClock

uhhhh, how come when I say "Montanan" nobody cares but the second I say "bananan" everybody got something to say
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

i say just scramblo anan

PhantomCatClock

Cashapp by Square says to report phishing to them on their website. Okay, cool. Someone made it look like they were starting an account with my E-mail, but the link was bad. Great. Can send them the E-mail as an attachment and they can investigate it on their own.




Oh, you can't contact their support at all, no matter which avenue you use to get to the support, without giving them either your E-mail or phone number. Okay you rat bastards enjoy your fucking fraud.