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if you're stepbros because your parents married, and they get divorced, are you still stepbros?

what if... the one who's your parent dies?

hmm...

you need to form a meaningful relationship before the divorce so you become stepbros 4 lyfe



look, if it was easy to get into, legal stepbro/stepdad/stepbro fucking wouldn't be the ludicrous trade that it is. every video of this on pornhub is every time this has happened. the lineage is the bar for entry—some jobs require five years of school. stepbro fucking requires five years of siring and planned betrothal.

okay and so by the way your mom is Third Husband's current wife, so left bro and right bro are actively stepbros when this scenario happens.



A similarly complicated family tree origami fold happens for the scenario you proposed with a not-related dad but that one is far too involved to represent with forum text.

Quote from: Slurpee on December 09, 2020, 09:58:22 PM
I have another question, this one is a two-parter and has nothing to do with technology

1) is there a law or something that says porn companies aren't allowed to depict incest between blood relatives?

This might be an area where local laws differ, but apparently incest will get you banned on crowdfunding platforms, so even porn publishers that are clearly really into the incest aspect of whatever they're doing will do some sort of quick "mom" = "landlord" find and replace job

your landlord, who you've lived with all your life, is surprisingly intimate with you, and apparently isn't charging rent this month, or ever

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 09, 2020, 11:11:13 PM
A similarly complicated family tree origami fold happens for the scenario you proposed with a not-related dad but that one is far too involved to represent with forum text.

pish-posh, we just need more formal notation

let Bro_n be born (under wedlock) as the biological son of Mom_n and Dad_n where n∈ℤ≥0
let R(x,y) be a function whose output is the familial relationship of x with respect to y

Mom₀ and Dad₀ divorce
Dad₁ dies
Mom₁ and Dad₀ marry
Hence, R(Bro₀,Bro₁)=Stepbros
Bro₀ and Bro₁ form a meaningful relationship and become stepbros 4 lyfe
Mom₁ and Dad₀ divorce
Mom₁ and Dad₂ marry
Hence,
R(Dad₂,Bro₁)=Stepdad
R(Dad₂,Bro₀)=Stepdad
R(Bro₀,Bro₁)=Stepbros 4 lyfe

∴ if Bro₀ and Bro₁ fool around then Dad₂ fucks both, they can...

Quote from: VCRClock on December 09, 2020, 11:45:38 PM
This might be an area where local laws differ, but apparently incest will get you banned on crowdfunding platforms, so even porn publishers that are clearly really into the incest aspect of whatever they're doing will do some sort of quick "mom" = "landlord" find and replace job

your landlord, who you've lived with all your life, is surprisingly intimate with you, and apparently isn't charging rent this month, or ever

... pretend to be each other's landlords

qed

what they don't tell you about Final Flesh, going into it, is that the fourth studio knew they were being fucked with and had great senses of humor

that's a simple solution for simpletons who don't think it's possible for the bros to still be bros because their madre died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i accept it, even though MUD Logo Notation would've worked fine for it




actually no i won't accept it until you draw lines with simple text characters.

what is MUD Logo Notation?

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Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 10, 2020, 12:42:58 AM
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it took me like 5 minutes to realize this is the word "this" because this is how it showed up on my ipad:


it looked like you were recreating an overhead map from an ascii roguelike and I was gonna yell at you

I guess I don't have andale mono
courier new is the gentleman's monospaced font get with it

maybe the ASSBUTTS who made it should've named it COURIER MONO

imagine you're in 2008 just chilling when someone comes from the future and says "hey in 2020 the phrase "what are you doing stepbro" will be part of the zeitgeist because people will really be into semi-incest porn"

Quote from: VCRClock on December 09, 2020, 09:27:02 PM

Quote from: GreyClock on December 08, 2020, 07:10:08 AM
But I'll let the people who actually know what they're talking about answer now, ;)

Would you let a master of art history explain a computer science concept to you? Or would you rather trust a web forum administrator?

Use bcrypt, it good.

IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION


Also I've never understood the appeal of the whole "step" porn thing, like I understand fetishes and its use as a basic porn premise (delivery man?), but why is it so ubiquitous? And often portrayed or labeled in such a (pseudo-)realistic way. "This porn actress Hildegard von Bangen sure has a lot of stepsons..." WHAT AM I AN IDIOT?

Quote from: GreyClock on December 10, 2020, 08:33:02 AM

Quote from: VCRClock on December 09, 2020, 09:27:02 PM

Quote from: GreyClock on December 08, 2020, 07:10:08 AM
But I'll let the people who actually know what they're talking about answer now, ;)

Would you let a master of art history explain a computer science concept to you? Or would you rather trust a web forum administrator?

Use bcrypt, it good.

IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION


Also I've never understood the appeal of the whole "step" porn thing, like I understand fetishes and its use as a basic porn premise (delivery man?), but why is it so ubiquitous? And often portrayed or labeled in such a (pseudo-)realistic way. "This porn actress Hildegard von Bangen sure has a lot of stepsons..." WHAT AM I AN IDIOT?

for me it's the "omg we shouldn't do this even though we want to so bad" element

but yeah, there's a dude who has like 35 stepsisters (and he fucked them all)

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just realized sephiroth has the 90's kid haircut

Quote from: Slurpee on December 10, 2020, 07:23:54 PM
just realized sephiroth has the 90's kid haircut

I never really thought about that yeah lmao. He's also anime dermott

watching the smash trailer really brought back a lot of memories of not giving a shit about sephiroth and thinking he's stupid

I was struggling to remember what he even is

QuoteSephiroth is later revealed to be the result of an experiment by the megacorporation Shinra, in which they injected him with cells from the extraterrestrial lifeform Jenova when he was still a fetus. Upon discovering this, Sephiroth decides to follow what he believes to be his destiny and take control of the Planet, while Cloud and the game's other protagonists attempt to stop him.

oh right, with the... cells.
wait what's Jenova again

QuoteJenova (ジェノバ, Jenoba) is an extraterrestrial lifeform who crash-landed on the planet two thousand years prior to the events of VII, portrayed in multiple titles in the Compilation as a female humanoid. When Jenova originally crashed, she began infecting the Cetra with a virus, to the point that they were almost wiped out. However, a small group managed to seal Jenova in a tomb, which was lat-

omfg ok stop, fuck, I hate you.

wow they stole that from mega man legends which came out in 1998

My first thought seeing it was the spongebob video. Just immediately. Then I thought about how between sonic cloud banjo and sephiroth, every character that one kid who told you to beat classic mode 200 times to unlock is actually gradually joining the roster. The next reveal is gonna be mew and the trailer starts out with a truck near a harbor.