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What's your favorite moment in clock crew canon that never happened?

Farted by Thor, January 15, 2022, 12:34:18 AM

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Thor

for me it's when strawberryclock beat the undertaker and won wrestlemania
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RobClock

I thought it was extremely touching when knottsberry and strange got together through the lonely hearts dating program and then butt fucked in front of the Lincoln memorial on MLK day

RobClock


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

hands down when steakclock destroyed the sun so he wouldn't have to stop drinking when the morning came. I think that was when toho pictures finally acknowledged steak as godzilla's most important adversary.

Thor

Quote from: RobClock on January 15, 2022, 06:19:36 AM
I also liked the resolution to thorclock breaking free
w-well you see it was all very  meta... and the... um, he was breaking free from the very idea of complete stories and... *mumble mumble*
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VCRClock

Quote from: RobClock on January 15, 2022, 06:18:40 AM
I thought it was extremely touching when knottsberry and strange got together through the lonely hearts dating program and then butt fucked in front of the Lincoln memorial on MLK day

question: how do you insert something into a strangeclock orifice
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Thor

Quote from: VCRClock on January 15, 2022, 09:55:02 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 15, 2022, 06:18:40 AM
I thought it was extremely touching when knottsberry and strange got together through the lonely hearts dating program and then butt fucked in front of the Lincoln memorial on MLK day

question: how do you insert something into a strangeclock orifice
non-Euclidean erotica is truly an unexplored field and untapped market
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

NintendrCkolc



D.VaClock

it was when annoymous frog won the clock crew and became leader, from that day, the clock crew would never get a trophy, or frontpage again
D.Va Clock? More like D.VA COCK!!!