hey i went to walmart, always a weird time because i don't usually shop there

i'm in the bakery section and i pick up a single-use plastic container of muffins

product of canada

the nearest canada (amherstburg, ontario) is approximately 1,144 miles away, which means that each muffin has travelled at least that many miles to get to me

walmart couldn't find a place between here and amherstburg to bake a muffin?

outsourcing muffins to canada is cheaper than outsourcing muffins to mexico??

You haven't had muffins until you've had Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada muffins

Bimbo is actually the largest bakery in the US because Mexico was outsourcing up here

(that was a fib. while i am coming clean i am also not from gongaga)

vcr how are there .gov websites on the clock crew dns regristrar account

ok i admit it back in 2015 I migrated clockcrew from the dying server in NG's closet to a Gateway 2000 desktop in a closet at the village water treatment plant and taped a note to it that said "DONT TOUCH"

this is why frantech's monthly rates are so reasonable

My cousin flipped his car and found himself in lock up last night (tight as a boiled owl)


I woke up to a missed call, presumably he wanted me to come pick him up. Hoping I'm not on a shit list for being asleep through that.

I spent $150 to re-do the brakes in my girlfriends car, driving home from doing that, a brake line blew out. The bearings are fucked in the front of my truck so now there's two vehicles in my yard I can't go anywhere with, I have work in the morning, and I'm not off again until Thursday afternoon, whereas my girlfriend has work Wednesday night and her job is an hour away.

God I love Christmas who doesn't love Christmas

i mean i don't but everything's going well for me

The mod team working on fixing the 2001 Duke Forever build that leaked posted a trailer yesterday- the same day that a build for the cancelled Duke Nukem: Endangered Species leaked

'22 was the best year for Duke Nukem in over a decade

I am sorry your vehicle(s) are boned RobClock; that is awfully inconvenient when you're that far from work

incidentally it occurs to me that this might be why Santa still drives a sleigh pulled by reindeer

in terminator 2, sarah connor says 3 billion human lives were ended on judgement day

if 3 billion human lives ended today, there would be 5 billion people left, which is more than the world population when the first movie came out

I put on terminator 2 for background noise because I've seen it a thousand times, thinking I was going to
a) play some Morrowind
2) play a round of Pandemic
or
iii) read a bit of Witness for the Dead

but instead of any of those things I'm just watching terminator 2 because it's really good

john should have died the moment that semi-truck tapped the back of his dirtbike though, are you kidding me
it wouldve fucking creamed him
budnik'd be on the news that evening like "I can't believe it... he's my best friend 😢"

Quote from: Slurpee on December 22, 2022, 01:00:55 AMa) play some Morrowind
2) play a round of Pandemic
or
iii) read a bit of Witness for the Dead

erm I mean #1) watch Chinese Ghost Story 2, which I did not forget about

oh yeah

how you holdin' up, Rob?

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 23, 2022, 02:08:26 PMhow you holdin' up, Rob?

finally got the brakes fixed on my girlfriend's car last night, after having it in the garage since saturday, and driving it to work this evening, she got to the end of the road, hit a bump, and the cock sucking exhaust fell off. so i'll be spending at least christmas eve working on it again.

other than that, i had a good day. how are you, pcat?

oh i'm just glad you aren't getting hit by the shit attacking my town right now

oh- it is pissing down rain and i can hear wind howling into the house in ways that i cannot fully ascertain but the power hasn't gone out yet so im somewhat indifferent