you know what is stupid, though?
why does disney think tinker bell has a wand?
she never had a wand. that was the fairy godmother. ticker bell's only superpower was her dandruff can grant you the ability to fly

he meets her at a pixie orgy in the book

it's really funny that people got mad at Barry Manilow for singing "I Write the Songs" because they thought he was singing about himself
the first two lines are "I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOREVER, AND I WROTE THE VERY FIRST SONG"
just imagining millions of boomers hearing that and being like "what the"

why is the low with the huge pushback from paul not launch punishable

holy shit

there's a game called blobun that, as far as i can tell, isn't a porn game or anything. Just a puzzle game with the LGBTQ+ tag on steam


there's a toggle in the settings to disable lesbians

if you flip it, you get a game over screen because there's nobody left to save the world

khalid sheikh mohammed
rock the casbah rock the casbah

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 10, 2025, 09:36:57 PMholy shit

there's a game called blobun that, as far as i can tell, isn't a porn game or anything. Just a puzzle game with the LGBTQ+ tag on steam


there's a toggle in the settings to disable lesbians

if you flip it, you get a game over screen because there's nobody left to save the world

lol

quesadi-illa
whatever will be will be

Quote from: Slurpee on April 05, 2025, 02:21:52 PMit's really funny that people got mad at Barry Manilow for singing "I Write the Songs" because they thought he was singing about himself
the first two lines are "I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOREVER, AND I WROTE THE VERY FIRST SONG"
just imagining millions of boomers hearing that and being like "what the"

thats the only barry manilow song I know haha one of my buddies showed it to me

Quote from: Slurpee on April 05, 2025, 02:21:52 PMthe first two lines are "I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOREVER, AND I WROTE THE VERY FIRST SONG"

this could easily be a death grips lyric lmao

Quote from: k9 on April 11, 2025, 03:47:23 AM

Quote from: Slurpee on April 05, 2025, 02:21:52 PMthe first two lines are "I'VE BEEN ALIVE FOREVER, AND I WROTE THE VERY FIRST SONG"

this could easily be a death grips lyric lmao

lmao

I finished college

Work term starts Tuesday following Easter

Quote from: RobClock on April 15, 2025, 05:14:52 AMI finished college

why the hell is it taking me 18 1/2 years

it's funny that web 2.0 was like "user-generated content is the wave of the future! instead of people creating their own websites for people to visit, people will go to big centralized websites to see their friends blabber like idiots about whatever" and they were right and then it got really shitty and stupid and made everyone miserable and we needed something else again

and then web 3 was just a ponzi scheme lol
and everybody was like, from the outset, "this kinda seems like a ponzi scheme"
and they were like "no it's not"
but for some reason we all just agreed to call it web 3 and not the ponzi scheme

and now we don't have a web 3. like, we don't have a useful shorthand for the next step, because step 3 was a weird fake dumb lie. we can't call whatever's next web 4 because there was no web 3, web 3 was just a ponzi scheme

and the really fucked up thing is there already was a web 3.0 from like the 90's and was thought up by the guy that invented the world wide web
it was called "the semantic web" and the even more fucked up thing is it basically happened but in a twisted nightmare kind of way. tim berners lee wanted to create protocols that pushed us towards a machine readable internet that was more usable because it could more meaningfully correlated its contents. instead we invented machines that can just read the internet as is and it was immediately put to use making the entire thing less useful

well not funny "haha", funny like I am stuck in a small, continually shrinking room with no way in or out and the whole thing feels very hostile and anti-human and I can't help feeling it didn't need to be this way

"smart" by definition means "smarter than average" and we can plainly see that he's a bear

yogi bear's catchphrase should have been "I'm smart"

Quote from: Slurpee on April 15, 2025, 12:29:54 PM

Quote from: RobClock on April 15, 2025, 05:14:52 AMI finished college

why the hell is it taking me 18 1/2 years

oh also congratulations lol

"give me a motorcycle you prick"

this phrase was just in my head for some reason and it made me laugh. have a blessed day

atom's sister is named uran after uranium
pluto was probably named after plutonium
the connection back to the roman god of the dead was just an amazing lateral connection Urasawa made

Quote from: Slurpee on April 17, 2025, 06:07:20 AMatom's sister is named uran

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 17, 2025, 09:17:55 AM

Quote from: Slurpee on April 17, 2025, 06:07:20 AMatom's sister is named uran

give me a motorcycle you prick