Quote from: Slurpee on July 28, 2025, 05:50:27 PMsomebody finally typed the correct paragraph

almost forgot to acknowledge this as a good post

An erotic fanfiction in two parts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UPhSFz3wAk&t=36m

Timestamped, just watch until the park where he eats it.

Part two, a prequel:

https://www.tiktok.com/@themcelroyfamily/video/7255716109104549163

do you think super mario 94 is coming out next year

short story idea: on the train (or the subway or whatever) when it says "doors will open on the right hand side" the train doors don't open but instead every door of every building on the right hand side opens

writing tip: the writer should specify some sort of radius for this to prevent every door in the world from opening as that would lessen the horror impact

i watch in horror as all of the right-hand doors open, except, as noted in the premise, for the train doors. i beat the glass with my fists as the train begins to pull out of my station

h

looks like I finally got transported back into the reality where james corden isn't important. fucking good

jacked up half my grandmother's house today and replaced about 16 feet of rotten rimjoist. 36 degrees in the sun yaaaaaaayyyy


there's something seriously wrong with my jaw. it hurts to close it all the way- muscle pain, not tooth pain as far as i can ascertain. Tried calling my family doctor but naturally shes on vacation, so ive got to wait until tomorrow to attempt to book an appointment for two months from now.

i've got to start posting again more often, Pcat is seriously threatening to overtake me in the top popsters list

HAVE THE LAST 18 YEARS BEEN FOR NAUGHT??

the day i joined, sarez said that if my post count exceeded yours he'd give me the fifth and final Sleep Talisman and i'd finally know what peaceful rest felt like

Quote from: RobClock on August 09, 2025, 04:58:39 PMjacked up half my grandmother's house today and replaced about 16 feet of rotten rimjoist. 36 degrees in the sun yaaaaaaayyyy


there's something seriously wrong with my jaw. it hurts to close it all the way- muscle pain, not tooth pain as far as i can ascertain. Tried calling my family doctor but naturally shes on vacation, so ive got to wait until tomorrow to attempt to book an appointment for two months from now.

I hope you don't have TMJ, that shit sucks

I have anterior dislocation on one side and I've noticed dentists under 50 try to talk me into get it fixed and dentists over 50 say it doesn't matter and if I like that side unhinged a little except when chewing, not to stress about it





also the thing was originally called Cape Broton, Brova Brotia but I didn't want to make the title targeted. It could be about anyone in Brova Brotia, now.

dentists who are exactly 50 years of age: "this toothpaste sucks actually"

man speaking of



i got a fancy schmancy space toothbrush because it was on sale on prime day, and it's one of those ones that gUaRaNtEe WhiTeR tEeTh In SeVeN dAyS but i just liked that it tells you when to replace the heads and it buzzes if you press too hard (i press too hard). Been using it and, aside from the first two days if you've never used an electric toothbrush before where you turn into a pathetic baby because ooh aah too intense,






fuck me my teeth are whiter










i mean i am actually following the directions from the little pamphlet that came with it, which is very much a first, but maybe technology isn't all out to get me

Why Overpay For Streaming?







these absolute dumplings at xfinity have sent me the same email every week for what feels like years. Every time I have to look at my spam folder (mercifully rarely) I get to see the pile of Why Overpay For Streaming?

i haven't have a xfinity account for years. let me die.

I forgot how long drawing good backgrounds takes in flash. I spent like 2 1/2 hours drawing a hallway and now I'm mad. I'm just gonna draw bad backgrounds instead

Quote from: Slurpee on August 09, 2025, 06:43:35 PM

Quote from: RobClock on August 09, 2025, 04:58:39 PMjacked up half my grandmother's house today and replaced about 16 feet of rotten rimjoist. 36 degrees in the sun yaaaaaaayyyy


there's something seriously wrong with my jaw. it hurts to close it all the way- muscle pain, not tooth pain as far as i can ascertain. Tried calling my family doctor but naturally shes on vacation, so ive got to wait until tomorrow to attempt to book an appointment for two months from now.

I hope you don't have TMJ, that shit sucks

i looked up TMJ and i am now very scared that is the case

Quote from: Slurpee on August 10, 2025, 01:30:41 AMI forgot how long drawing good backgrounds takes in flash. I spent like 2 1/2 hours drawing a hallway and now I'm mad. I'm just gonna draw bad backgrounds instead

my favourite thing is spending over an hour drawing a background asset and then attempting to scale it, and flash immediately crashes every time you move it, so then you have to export it as a PNG and reimport it into a new file as a PNG and scale it that way and it looks like shit

not sure if i showed you guys this; drew it last year https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kaijuturtle/the-raven-or-the-roadkill

cover art for an EP coming out Aug 20th