sad: so busy working at the computer you pee in a plastic disposable gatorade bottle

rad: so busy working at the computer you shit in a plastic disposable gatorade bottle

egad: busy working at the computer and a skeleton pops out

pathetic: low energy and low mental autonomy, putting off brushing your teeth until the morning
aesthetic: brush your teeth fourteen times on monday so you don't need to for the rest of the week

upsettic: brush your teeth, but a skeleton pops out

outdated: you can turn a t-shirt inside out to wear it a second day
upgraded: you can rotate a skirt thirty degrees and make eleven more skidmarks before you need to wash


ill-fated: your skeleton pops inside-out

posting to promote my kickstarter, we're crowdfunding the first production run of controllers for Vape Hero. it's really not even the same game if you're playing on keyboard

actually, looking to see if gullible is in the dictionary means when somebody tells me something I check to see if it's true, so I'm actually specifically NOT gullible, so, joke's on you

did you know muggle's not in the dictionary

Quote from: Slurpee on December 24, 2025, 03:13:14 PMactually, looking to see if gullible is in the dictionary means when somebody tells me something I check to see if it's true, so I'm actually specifically NOT gullible, so, joke's on you

gave her a dictionary with a space hollowed out for the engagement ring under 'gullible' but now I can't get her to open it

she's a keeper

..oh, I see your dilemma, now

Merry Clockmas one and all

Merry clockmas

Quote from: RobClock on December 25, 2025, 09:12:02 AMMerry Clockmas one and all

{{{Rob}}}
hope shit's going well for you bud

Quote from: Slurpee on December 25, 2025, 04:28:03 PM

Quote from: RobClock on December 25, 2025, 09:12:02 AMMerry Clockmas one and all

{{{Rob}}}
hope shit's going well for you bud

Things have been exceptionally busy but better than they have been in a number of years! Miss you guys

Quote from: RobClock on December 26, 2025, 12:21:07 PM

Quote from: Slurpee on December 25, 2025, 04:28:03 PM

Quote from: RobClock on December 25, 2025, 09:12:02 AMMerry Clockmas one and all

{{{Rob}}}
hope shit's going well for you bud

Things have been exceptionally busy but better than they have been in a number of years! Miss you guys

Hi

I FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKMAS


but also good to thinks are comin' up Rob, this year

skip to 37:56

⬆️ I don't care for those



went to the drugstore today and they had the last minute new years items. and then on the counter they had a display for honey roasted peanut m&ms. and I'm like "oh right. 'cause after the ball drops they play Auld Lang Syne and then New York, New York"

beat

then I realize that nobody else at this Walgreens is making a connection between honey roasted peanuts and New York, New York

lol

somebody set off like three m80s

I hope. either that or something is happening

normally one m80 is a lot, I feel