Quote from: TurtleSoup$320 says a passing necrophiliac raped her corpse.

$340 says the necrophiliac was her aborted baby

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Danm! you actually think that!?!

wow you guys are so stupid,im amazed its gotten this far!

Quote from: TurtleSoup$360 says her aborted baby/necrophiliac became the pimp's next bitch.

$380 says the babies first pickup is the cult leader

Quote from: TurtleSoup$400 says the cult leader is her father

$420 says her father marries the pimp

Quote from: TurtleSoup$440 says the aborted baby continues with the father, they have a love child, which becomes the next sacrifice in the cult rituals

$460 says the love child is the coat hanger

Quote from: TurtleSoup$480 says the coat hanger digs up the dead teenage pregnant hiv ridden heroin junkie cult prostitute and takes over the kkk cult

$500 says that the cults newest member after the coat hanger run teenage pregnant hiv ridden heroin junkie cult prostitute takes over is the used condom

Quote from: TurtleSoup$520 says the used condom, the former cult leader and the pimp have a love triangle that results in the death of the pimp

$540 says the corpse's pimp moonwalks to hell where he starts prostituting neko's soul.

Quote from: TurtleSoup$560 says hitler is neko's soul's first customer

$580 says hitler demands his money back because her soul sucks in bed.

Quote from: TurtleSoup$600 says the pimp pimp slaps hitler so hard, he gets sent back to earth and takes over the cult, then the world

$620 says Jesus comes down from Heaven to combat Zombie Cult Hitler but fails due to his new found love for neko's coat hanger controlled body.

Quote from: TurtleSoup$640 says the condom and Jesus morph together to form Super Jesus, and battles Hitler for decades which ultimately consumes the earth

$660 says Super Jesus and Hitler, after their epic battle, go down to hell and tagteam neko's soul

Quote from: TurtleSoup$680 says they skip on the bill, and the pimp sends the former cult leader/his lover after super jesus and hitler

$700 says that Jesus and Hitler tagteam the cult leader

Quote from: TurtleSoup$720 says its accompanied by a romatic guitar and saxophone

$740 says that it also appears as the next latenight CineMax porno.

Quote from: TurtleSoup$760 says the used condom sues jesus and hitler for copyright infringement

$780 says that the pimp is the condom's lawyer

Quote from: TurtleSoup$800 says that during the trial of the century, the coat hanger controlling neko's corpse comes in and consumes hitler

$820 says that Jesus, in a rage, turns his penis to six times the size of a normal mans penis and breaks the pimps neck with a massive cockslap

Quote from: TurtleSoup$840 says the used condom flees to New Jersey in fear

$860 says that Ultra Penis Jesus persues the condom with an army of zombie cult members

Quote from: TurtleSoup$880 says the used condom gets Ash from Evil Dead to defend him from the Army of Zombie cult members

$900 says that Ash is confronted by Phallic Jesus' super warrior, Haas DelGato in a battle to the death

Quote from: TurtleSoup$920 says Ash and Haas appear to be equal in every aspect, and end up killing each other.

$940 says that Ash and Haas go to hell and tagteam neko's soul

Quote from: TurtleSoup$960 says that satan determines that neko has suffered enough in hell, and restores her soul into her body. the coat hanger is then forced from neko's corpse, where it shrivels and dies. neko goes to the pimp and takes him to New Jersey in order witness the final showdown between the used condom and Jesus. during the plane trip, it hits a space distortion and get sucked into another dimension. Jesus has now corned the used condom when the universe collapses and they are both sucked into the other dimension. the plane crashes into Jesus as they simultaneously enter the dimension at the same point. the product is a cross between hydra with 7 jesus heads and optimus prime as a plane. the used condom sees this, and puts on the one ring where he becomes megatron.

$980 says that Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron battle for years as neko is anally penetrated by the pimp who, during the dimensional trip, fused together with his felt outfit, causing neko's ass to get rugburn everytime he fucks her.  As the anal rape continues, Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron hit a stalemate, where they then become allies, and turn their attention to Anal Felt Rape. As Hydra Penis Jesus Prime and Megatron approach, they realize that the laws of physics have been changed in this new land, as the anal rape happens so fast that neko's ass gets set on fire, splitting atoms and causing a nuclear analplosion, causing that universe to implode on itself.