which is your personal clock joke?

mine is the toaster on the water (throw a electric toaster to the water so everyone on the water gets "toasted")  thats my personal joke?

which is yours??

WTFYOUFUCKINGNIGGERSIWILLHIJACKTHISFORUMTHENYOUWILLHAVENOFRIENDSYOUUGLYFUCKFACESFUCKYOUALL.

Quote from: iPodClockWTFYOUFUCKINGNIGGERSIWILLHIJACKTHISFORUMTHENYOUWILLHAVENOFRIENDSYOUUGLYFUCKFACESFUCKYOUALL.

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your moma's so poor she can't afford to go window shopping...

It's not a clock joke, but I came up with that one like a decade ago, it was me!!

My ONLY original joke. If you hear it from somone, it's stolen!

Here's mine:
"Bite my oven-toasted ass!"

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jokes are not kewl guys, teh clock are serieus buisness

Quote from: Blueyour moma's so poor she can't afford to go window shopping...

It's not a clock joke, but I came up with that one like a decade ago, it was me!!

My ONLY original joke. If you hear it from somone, it's stolen!

When I was literally in 3rd grade I thought it was cool that I made up the joke "Your mom is so fat she needs a license to roll".  Oh, childhood innocence.

P.S. Goldmine.

Quote from: ArcticClockWhen I was literally in 3rd grade I thought it was cool that I made up the joke "Your mom is so fat she needs a license to roll".  Oh, childhood innocence.

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DING DONG

Quote from: ArcticClockWhen I was literally in 3rd grade I thought it was cool that I made up the joke "Your mom is so fat she needs a license to roll".  Oh, childhood innocence.

P.S. Goldmine.

thats a good 1. damn thats a good 1