Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?

Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.

What the fuck's Pillow Pants?

Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy. Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?

Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?

Sure.

Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.

And Myra told you this?

Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Gir. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.

Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?

*shakes head* Women.