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What a Sanguine Vampire is...

Farted by Starman, October 17, 2006, 12:28:46 PM

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Starman

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A person who drinks blood. Sanguinarians are not like hollywood vampires. They do not have rock hard skin. They drink blood cleanly, not by biting the neck. Sun does feel uncomfortable to them. But they will not burn up. Sanguinarians could be Christian or just about any religion. Not all of them are devil worshippers.


Please cut it out.

RenegadeClock

sanguine vampire |?sa ng gwin| |?vam?p?(?)r|
noun
1. Huge faggot: The emo poser who pretended to be a sanguine vampire was really a huge faggot

StrangeClock

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peyoteclock

thanks for clearing that up, dumbass.

GreyClock

Having licked the blood from a cut in your finger once doesn't mean you're a vampire. Your skin doesn't hurt when you go out in the sun. Just fuck off.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

StrangeClock

Quote from: GreyClockHaving licked the blood from a cut in your finger once doesn't mean you're a vampire. Your skin doesn't hurt when you go out in the sun. Just fuck off.

no, I'm pretty sure the sun starts hurting you if you never leave your parents' basement.

edit: Blah!
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GreyClock

Quote from: StrangeClockno, I'm pretty sure the sun starts hurting you if you haven't left your parents' basement in 8 years.
he has left his basement vampirez hav 2 go 2 skool!!!

StrangeClock

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yinyangclock


QuoteTuesday, October 10, 2006
     

Got in a fight....
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Some guy tried to beat me up at school, thought he must have been the biggest doushbag in the world. ~Eric

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blah!


PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

FluxCapacitorClock


Slash

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockSo I take it that vampires are not immune to severe beatings and getting sodomized by their uncles, right?
at least sanguine ones aren't


KeyClock

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Quote from: RenegadeClocksanguine vampire |?sa ng gwin| |?vam?p?(?)r|
noun
1. Huge faggot: The emo poser who pretended to be a sanguine vampire was really a huge faggot
thread should've been locked and goldmined after this

Slurpee

If I were going to pretend to be something, I certainly would not pretend to be the gayest kind imaginable.

That's like saying "I'm a sanguine velociraptor. You know, the kind that is acttually just an 11 year old girl with long nails. We don't eat people, per se, but I do jump headlong into plate-glass windows sometimes."

GreyClock

sanguine
adj 2: inclined to a healthy reddish color often associated with outdoor life; "a ruddy complexion"; "Santa's rubicund cheeks"; "a fresh and sanguine complexion" [syn: rubicund, ruddy]

owch the sun


That's funny.