He should do  body shots off of a female manequin with brad pitt.  Then unleash attack dogs on brad pitt.

Try and detach the crummy looking robot while still having him work, and put him in the shuttle, he can probably help you run the thing.

Quote from: Carlin_ClockTry and detach the crummy looking robot while still having him work, and put him in the shuttle, he can probably help you run the thing.

No he can't, you blinded him. Maybe you could try washing off his eye in the bathroom...provided you can get him there.

You approach door 1 and it slides open with a pleasant little noise.


This appears to be a bedroom as there is a simple bed in one corner. There is also a pine wardrobe and what seems to be some kind of peculiar modern art.

No one told you to do anything in here so you head on over to the bathroom.

This room is so small that it can fit into a small cross-section shape thing.
It features a small plastic sink, a small plastic toilet, a shiny mirror/cabinet combo and some kind of high-tech towel dispenser.
You would have a gigantic shit but you have an incredibly efficient digestive system because you're cool like that.

You take some of the toilet paper and mummify Bjork.

Bjork doesn't seem to mind.

Investiagte the wardrobe then the other rooms 2 & 3.

Look in the medicine cabinet and take everything

open door numbers 2 and 3, and look under the bed.

Go back to the bathroom and take a towel making a turbant with it.

Flush Bjork down the latrine.

Quote from: Patriot ClockFlush Bjork down the latrine.

This too.

PS: Check if the snake is ok, maybe suffocated under the suit D:

Ask Freddie why THE CROTCH REGION OF HIS SUIT IS TEARED APART!

Quote from: CamoClockAsk Freddie why THE CROTCH REGION OF HIS SUIT IS TEARED APART!

I think someone made Morgan cut open the suit before giving it to Freddie.

And of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!

Quote from: StrangeClockI think someone made Morgan cut open the suit before giving it to Freddie.

And of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!

I checked and there's no explanation since Freddie's crotch region was always covered by the table.

Quote from: CamoClockI checked and there's no explanation since Freddie's crotch region was always covered by the table.

It has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area

Quote from: ArneIt has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area

O.

Then change my answer to look for Robo-Morgan.

Quote from: StrangeClockAnd of course you don't want to flush down Bjork, you butt steaks, you're going to need her, Freddie and a fourth guy to start the ship!

I ask again whatever happened to the snake.

Quote from: ArneIt has been requested in the thread to cut out the crotch area

Guilty as charged.  

Go into room number one and open cabinet/dresser.  And inventory check would also be nice.

Inventory:
1 piece string, blue
1 half bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
9 floppy disks, 3 1/2 inch:
Strip (containing beat.dsc)
Reboot
Buddy
Outrage
Shop
Weep
Medical
King
Blank disk
1 mysterious trance box, dead, opened
1 length rope, aprox. 8 feet
1 sand bag
1 torch
1 bucket, aluminium
1 kettle, electric
1 bottle vinegar, half full
1 false moutache, comical
1 stick dynamite
1 pair Barbie legs, metal coated (torso was discarded!!)
1 shiny crystal
1 handful shattered china
1 figurine, terra cota
1 space helmet
1 badge, smiley face (on chest)
1 beepy key thing
1 key ring, "The Fonz"
1 driver's license, ex-Captain Meatbert Coolbus
1 packet chewing gum, juicy fruit
1 forty-five franc note
53 british pence

You guys should combine some of this stuff so that I don't have to make such a huge giant list.

Now I'm going to bed again aha!

open the remaining doors but for safety reasons send in either freddy or bjork first to check if its ok. Like a canary.

p.s. don't let this die

Quote from: percussivepenguinopen the remaining doors but for safety reasons send in either freddy or bjork first to check if its ok. Like a canary.

p.s. don't let this die

After checking, find a young girl.